what ones more convincing?

bought both of those dummy fake explosives for a prank at a party soon people will belive it because most of the people will be the people that took me to an old SAS training area where theres empty explosive wooden crates so Ill just say that I went back and started digging and found this C4 I need to act as though im carrying it really slowly and carefully though any opinions what explosive I should use? underwater or just the normal C4?



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the same uk website sells fake rockets, bombs and mines, the claymore looked good but it was £65

I think this is just as convincing as those

I will make them muddy and weathered though to make them look more authentic

lol they will think they're in danger of being killed
Classic.

is this sarcasm?

played a similar prank with my dummy grenade, I slowly handed it to my drunk friends, it started ticking, I said "FUUUUU....." and pretended to panic and run behind the door, my drunk friends crapped themselves, dropped the nade and literally dived over the 2 seater couch in spectacular fashion, other "friend" I hate scarpered as he too genuinly thought his life was at stake,

silence.....

then the grenade made a very fake "explosion" sound

You have one of the severest forms of attention seeking I've ever come across Bratty.

Have you seen what Lindsay Lohan gets up to?

well it definatly sounds like you need to get out more either that or meet a more varied type of human,

I literally hate attention whores, and jealous people etc etc, I personally hate being in the spotlight.

I cannot understand how setting up a joke is deemed as attention seeking??

possibly the most bizzare post I have ever read, makes for an interesting study I guess. I know few people with ADHD, which is bad

Not as much as you think you do dear boy.

oh if you only met me just the once you would realise how very wrong you are

does this mean april fools should be banned because anyone who participates are attention seekers?

Are you sure it's a legitimate site and not some kind of MI5 sting operation? I've heard of them catching a few would-be terrorists via this method.

well heres the website

http://www.ukmsales.com/home.php

To anyone in the know that will give it away as C4 is relatively inert without a blasting cap, you can even microwave it and it won't explode (will catch fire though)

So, you wouldn't wear a shirt with a picture of a bomb belt on it, but you're happy playing with fake C4 and hand grenades.
I think I know which one's more likely to get the attention of the authorities...

Felt this should go in here rather than anywhere else. Just had to mention that I've know had several weeks of flights from Belfast and lots more from Dublin/Shannon/Cork etc. Have to say that the foreign Irish are WAAAY more of a pain in the ass as holidaymakers. The UK Irish seem lovely. Been thinking it to myself for weeks and I know the only people that would understand (if at all), are here.

That said, met a lovely pair of girls from Dublin the other day. They were the exception to the rule