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Of all the shops, why would you choose a golfing store?

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Sister-in-law fail

'Got a card today saying, Dear Sarah, Lev, James and baby'

He's 15 months old for [LIFTED] sake. How hard would it be to phone your mother and ask his name if you wanted to send a card?
Silly bitch.

Double fail. She just sent a thankyou card. This time she got the youngest lad's name right but got the older one's wrong........ Even though that was the one she got right last time.

Yes but she could have memory problems? I cannot remember some of my friends kids names. Still call two of them by their nickname from before they were named.


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Amnesia10 wrote:
l3v1ck wrote:
Sister-in-law fail

'Got a card today saying, Dear Sarah, Lev, James and baby'

He's 15 months old for [LIFTED] sake. How hard would it be to phone your mother and ask his name if you wanted to send a card?
Silly bitch.

Yes but she could have memory problems? I cannot remember some of my friends kids names. Still call two of them by their nickname from before they were named.

This is his sister in law - not knowing the names of your nieces and nephews is a bit poor
Now Friends kids names is different - as I have no kids and therefore have no interest in baby talk etc. I do not know, nor really need to know, until they are old enough to buy a pint, the names of any friends babys - they are all "Sprog" UFN

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Yes but she could have memory problems? I cannot remember some of my friends kids names. Still call two of them by their nickname from before they were named.
1) She has no known memory problems, she's just been a bitch for the last 9 years.
2) Her mother was always at the end of a phone line to check the names.

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Yes but she could have memory problems? I cannot remember some of my friends kids names. Still call two of them by their nickname from before they were named.
1) She has no known memory problems, she's just been a bitch for the last 9 years.
2) Her mother was always at the end of a phone line to check the names.


3) She's family so she should bloody know!

Even with friends I try and make a note in the address book of children's name so I don't forget when writing cards.

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I only know a handful of people my age with kids.
one of my cousin has kids that I know. The other one I was never told about the kid being born so I don't know them.


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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-25407830

Of all the shops, why would you choose a golfing store?


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I had a purple one and a green one from a quality street tin and they tasted vile!


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I had a purple one and a green one from a quality street tin and they tasted vile!


Chocolate tastes terrible these days IME, or there's just no taste at all!

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Even with friends I try and make a note in the address book of children's name so I don't forget when writing cards.

Same here.

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Phone system upgrade tonight was supposed to take me an hour over normal time.
They sent the wrong prepped server so engineer has to do software and hardware upgrade.
I'm still here at 8pm.
Got to be back here for 8.30am. God knows what time I'll be home but work is paying for a car.

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It's over! Madonna 'splits from toyboy Brahim Zaibat after they grow apart due to work commitments'

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He was her back up dancer so what work commitments? :shock: :lol:

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Should newspapers ban climate deniers like Reddit's science forum?

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/ ... it-science

Using the phrase 'climate deniers' is a bad start, but banning debate altogether? That's precisely why an increasing number of people don't trust the science you're championing.

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Should newspapers ban climate deniers like Reddit's science forum?

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/ ... it-science

Using the phrase 'climate deniers' is a bad start, but banning debate altogether? That's precisely why an increasing number of people don't trust the science you're championing.

I think it might be more down to other factors. The change will happen on a scale that is bigger than they can comprehend but so slowly at first they cannot see it in the daily weather variations.

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