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Have you heard about the new World Cup book for kids?

Based on a tried and tested formula, Where's Walcott? is sure to be a hit...

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Have you heard about the new World Cup book for kids?

Based on a tried and tested formula, Where's Walcott? is sure to be a hit...
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I don't get it. Probably because I don't know who this Walcott is, or what he is infamous for. :?

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pcernie wrote:
Have you heard about the new World Cup book for kids?

Based on a tried and tested formula, Where's Walcott? is sure to be a hit...
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I don't get it. Probably because I don't know who this Walcott is, or what he is infamous for. :?


He was left out of the England squad ;)

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He was left out of the England squad ;)


And...?

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Have you heard of Where's Wolly Heather?

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Have you heard of Where's Wolly Heather?


I have. I was being agent provocateur, since not every one of the 60-odd million citizens of this benighted kingdom follows Association Football. ;)

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pcernie wrote:
He was left out of the England squad ;)


And...?

:?


'At least one new post has been made to this topic. You may wish to review your post in light of this.'

Here it is anyway ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where%27s_Wally

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Wally in different countries

Country Name

Australia Wally
Denmark Holger
France Charlie
India Hetti
Germany Walter
Iceland Valli
Ireland Wally
Israel Effy
Norway Willy
Poland Wally
Portugal Wally
South Africa Wally
Spain Wally
Sri Lanka Hetti
Sweden Hugo
United Kingdom Wally
United States Waldo


Where's Willy indeed... :lol:

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where%27s_Wally

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Wally in different countries

Country Name

Australia Wally
Denmark Holger
France Charlie
India Hetti
Germany Walter
Iceland Valli
Ireland Wally
Israel Effy
Norway Willy
Poland Wally
Portugal Wally
South Africa Wally
Spain Wally
Sri Lanka Hetti
Sweden Hugo
United Kingdom Wally
United States Waldo

More evidence, as if I needed it, that the french are wrong. (8-p)

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Shame Ireland aren't in the World Cup.
I was looking forward to having potato flavoured Walkers Crisps...
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Apparently there has been a massive increase in theft and violent crime in South Africa during the World Cup.

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My mate just had a go at me telling me these jokes about Rob Green are getting out of hand, and I must say some I've read have crossed the line.

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Have you heard of Where's Wolly Heather?


I have. I was being agent provocateur, since not every one of the 60-odd million citizens of this benighted kingdom follows Association Football. ;)


Am I the only one who read this post and automatically thought of the lingerie company? :shock: :oops: ;) :P :lol: :etc:

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HeatherKay wrote:
I was being agent provocateur, since not every one of the 60-odd million citizens of this benighted kingdom follows Association Football. ;)


Am I the only one who read this post and automatically thought of the lingerie company? :shock: :oops: ;) :P :lol: :etc:


No, especially not as one of their models will be the new saucy bit in Transformers 3 :oops:

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</off on a tangent>

*cough* The Jokes Thread *cough*
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</off on a tangent>

*cough* The Jokes Thread *cough*
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Boo! Ride the tangent! :lol:

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</off on a tangent>

*cough* The Jokes Thread *cough*
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