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Oh dear god... here we go again! *sigh*

By the way, I'd typed possibly the funniest post that you guys have ever read and clicked submit. Where it went, nobody knows :(


Pics or it didn't happen :D :lol: ;) :twisted: :mrgreen:

So anyway, do we have any updates? I've sort of lost track of where KRKux has got to.

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He had a date with a girl he decided he didn't like, and has managed to get the phone number of the original girl that he liked....I think.

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John_Vella wrote:
Oh dear god... here we go again! *sigh*

By the way, I'd typed possibly the funniest post that you guys have ever read and clicked submit. Where it went, nobody knows :(


Pics or it didn't happen :D :lol: ;) :twisted: :mrgreen:


Who the hell takes pictures of their monitor before they submit a post? :shock: :? ;) :lol: :P :etc:

Dan asked possibly the most pointless question ever, whe he wrote:
So anyway, do we have any updates? I've sort of lost track of where KRKux has got to.


Let's just work under the assumption that if the day has a "Y" in it, he hasn't asked her. Or spoken to her. Or any other girls for that matter. ;) :P :roll:

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John_Vella wrote:
Oh dear god... here we go again! *sigh*

By the way, I'd typed possibly the funniest post that you guys have ever read and clicked submit. Where it went, nobody knows :(


I've taken to copying all my posts before I click on "submit" sometimes it takes 2 or 3 goes to get the flippin thing to actually submit !! :x


I've not had any problems...The forum must like me :P


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He had a date with a girl he decided he didn't like, and has managed to get the phone number of the original girl that he liked....I think.


I thought he got the number of one girl, then went on a date with the same girl?

Clarification needed please rkcucjxkuxkxianiwendqwe

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He had a date with a girl he decided he didn't like, and has managed to get the phone number of the original girl that he liked....I think.


I thought he got the number of one girl, then went on a date with the same girl?

Clarification needed please rkcucjxkuxkxianiwendqwe


*Ahem* (And I Quote)

KRKux wrote:
Dear all,

I would like to get one thing straight...

...I CAN talk to girls, just that one is hard for me now.

I went on a date with a girl on tuesday, and didn't like her...

...with the girl at work its going good, got her number, so time will tell.

Yours Sincerely.

K


I'm taking that as being two different girls. :P

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You're quite right Amy, thanks for clearing that one up. Now, Mr kxuxuxkxkxuxkx where's this weeks update? ;)

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As it's half term I'd assume he's sitting in the park with a 2l bottle of cider (at least that's what we used to do at his age)

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John_Vella wrote:
By the way, I'd typed possibly the funniest post that you guys have ever read and clicked submit. Where it went, nobody knows :(


Firefox + back button. Saved me many a time when I've had a problem where I've filled in a text field and then system 'lose' it. I never use IE just for little things like that.

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As it's half term I'd assume he's sitting in the park with a 2l bottle of cider (at least that's what we used to do at his age)


Never something I did, and I'm sure that my age group were up to the same stuff at that age as you guys were when you were that age.


An update on me is that I have negotiated a situation where by I have someone to cuddle and have sex with until I find someone better suited to me.


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An update on me is that I have negotiated a situation where by I have someone to cuddle and have sex with until I find someone better suited to me.


Ooh, that sounds nice and romantic, I hope you have everything in writing and properly witnessed :roll:

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For a second I got really excited, then confused...
I thought the thread title had changed to "How did I ask her?"
I was happy for KRKxk :(


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Bah, and indeed, Humbug, say I.

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Ooh, that sounds nice and romantic


Women :roll: :D

Far too hung up on some mythical notion called romance. ;)


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fcuk buddy ftw

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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fcuk buddy ftw


:lol: Now I just need a few more, like a friend of mine, and I can have one for every working day.

Actually, he himself has said that it's not great having so many women on the go all at once as women are very demanding of your time.


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