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A nine year old boy has saved a life.
He has found a lump on vicar's balls.

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:55 pm
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"How to keep an idiot busy" - click here

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:28 pm
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I haven't seen my friends in so long
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steve74 wrote:
"How to keep an idiot busy" - click here

That link isn't working...

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:13 pm
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steve74 wrote:
"How to keep an idiot busy" - click here

That link isn't working...

:roll: :lol: :etc:

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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Oh dear Foggin.


Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:24 pm
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What?!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:31 pm
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Try this one, foggy: clicky

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Try this one, foggy: clicky

LOL, that's just confusing,

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No wonder people were upset with their lasagne containing "upto 100% horse meat" they forgot the cheese!

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That Siri is useless.'Find us whores' I said. It kept asking if I wanted lasange!

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That Siri is useless.'Find us whores' I said. It kept asking if I wanted lasange!

Are you in Hamburg as well? Or is Siri having problems with your accent. :lol:

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John_Vella wrote:
Fogmeister wrote:
steve74 wrote:
"How to keep an idiot busy" - click here

That link isn't working...

:roll: :lol: :etc:

That's along the same lines as......

Q) How do you confuse an idiot?
A) Purple.

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'I'm going to snort this off your arse - for the benefit of government statistics, of course.'


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