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The Ashes 2010-2011 
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I guess this is rip-off from a recent advertising campaign?

Anyway one bad word at the end so a NSFW warning.

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Saw this from the Barmy Army. To the tune of Don't look back in Anger by Oasis:

Slip inside Ricky Ponting’s mind
He’s trying to find
Some new players to play

He wants to play his older team
But that’s just a dream
They’re too old to play

He said he’d start a revolution in his head
But he’s been through all the players A to Z
Now there’s just a summertime of doom
If he loses the Ashes race
He is going to lose his place
Losing three would simply tear his heart out

So Ricky can wait
Shane Warne is too late
And there’s no Glenn McGrath
Gilchrist’s had his day
And don’t look back to Langer
He cannot play

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It may not be all over just yet....


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KP to join Swanny for the last few overs do we reckon?

<eddit>Maybe not. </eddit>

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Interesting... very interesting. Tremlett replaces Broad and gets a Five-fer, but England have a massive total to chase. SA have clawed back a game recently on this ground chasing more but we're not SA.

Oops, Cook's gone. Advantage Aus!


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81-5 atm, most definitely advantage Aus.

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Game over :roll:

On to the Melbourne Boxing Day test with series all-square.

Anyone been watching the SA vs India game? India need like 480 just to avoid an inns defeat :shock:

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I think, overall, we can describe it as 'a whooping', regardless of how long the denoument takes today.

What do you call an Australian cricketer with a century? A bowler.
What do you call an Australian cricketer with a catch? An angler.


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Rain. Bah! (8-()

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Rain. Bah! (8-()


Rain you say? Pah, we laugh in the face of rain.

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Can't say I'm that fused about cricket, but it's nice to see the Aussie ego kept in check.

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Saw Barmy Army on TV today - so glad they did not sing Mitchell Johnson song.

Goes to tune of oakie kokey and goes something like:-

He bowls it to the left
He bowls it to the right
He is Mitchell Johnson and
he bowls a load of s**te

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my aussie friends have gone very quiet! I cant for the life of me think why? :lol: :lol:

very tired today because of the late night :D

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