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I found (and used) a card someone had left in a supermarket trolley. :oops:

Theft by finding?

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belchingmatt wrote:
I found (and used) a card someone had left in a supermarket trolley. :oops:

Theft by finding?


Yes that crossed my mind. :lol:

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my Valentines Day in seven easy-to-follow steps:

step 1: fire up Minecraft

step 2: write "I <3" followed by the name on your Valentine in Netherrack (flammable rock that doesnt burn up, and doesnt spread fire)

step 3: set it alight with Flint and Steel

step 4: marvel at how awesome it looks at night time, and cool and original you are being :D

step 5: get a bad feeling in your stomach when you find out she had almost the EXACT SAME IDEA (hers was Obsidian, and not on fire :P)

step 6: realise its just a sign of how in-tune with each other you are

step 7: laugh about it, then watch Robocop together :mrgreen:


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my Valentines Day in seven easy-to-follow steps:

step 1: fire up Minecraft

step 2: write "I <3" followed by the name on your Valentine in Netherrack (flammable rock that doesnt burn up, and doesnt spread fire)

step 3: set it alight with Flint and Steel

step 4: marvel at how awesome it looks at night time, and cool and original you are being :D

step 5: get a bad feeling in your stomach when you find out she had almost the EXACT SAME IDEA (hers was Obsidian, and not on fire :P)

step 6: realise its just a sign of how in-tune with each other you are

step 7: laugh about it, then watch Robocop together :mrgreen:

Half a kilo of...

Oh hang on...

Sorry...

Thought this was the cheeze counter.

Toodle pip.

* tips hat and saunters of * ;)

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For some it will be a case of beer and a porn DVD.

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Amnesia10 wrote:
For some it will be a case of beer and a porn DVD.


DVD?

How retro :lol:

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step 4: marvel at how awesome it looks at night time, and cool and original you are being :D


Ah, wait - I think I've spotted the flaw.

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http://www.npr.org/2011/02/14/133693152/the-dark-origins-of-valentines-day

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That's a LOT of obsidian. I still keep falling in the lava. Only just learnt to farm it

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I lost my gold pocket watch in the lava. I'd was admiring the trap I'd set for the creepers, but the only thing it caught was me :oops:

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