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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am
Posts: 7935
Location: Manchester.
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I was eating a beef lasagne last night, and I'm sure you can imagine my shock when I found a long hair inside it. The annoying thing is that it wasn't even the mane course!  _________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise 
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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So The Pope is going to resign, and to be honest I don't blame him.
I'd leave my job too if my boss never turned up.
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Amnesia10
Legend
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am
Posts: 29240
Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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But that is also a great reason to stay on. [LIFTED] you could spend every sunday in bed! _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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hifidelity2
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:03 pm
Posts: 5041
Location: London
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The missus called today to say 3 women in her office had got bunches of flowers and they were gorgeous – I said that was probably why they got the flowers!
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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With news that Savile's victims are taking the BBC to court, one woman has claimed she was repeatedly passed around backstage in the 1990's; 'To you.' 'To me.'
_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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steve74
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:43 pm
Posts: 1798
Location: Manchester
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Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorious
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Carpet is red,
Girlfriend is blue,
That's what happens,
When Oscar loves you.
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* Steve *
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hifidelity2
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:03 pm
Posts: 5041
Location: London
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm
Posts: 6580
Location: Getting there
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Oscar Pistorius "retired a human by mistake".
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?
20 years.
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Breaking news: Oscar Pistorius named in South African shooting team for 2016 Olympics.
_________________Still the official cheeky one
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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A horse walks into a bar.
"Too late," says the bartender, "we're joking about the pope now."
"He's right," sighs Richard III
_________________Still the official cheeky one
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steve74
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:43 pm
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Location: Manchester
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Nike ‘bullet in chamber’ ad taken off Pistorius website:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... ke-ad.html  Oh, the irony.
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm
Posts: 4141
Location: Exeter
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Oscar Pistorius; no legs and can still shoot better than Tores.
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"The woman is a riddle inside a mystery wrapped in an enigma I've had sex with."
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Amnesia10
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am
Posts: 29240
Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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He will be planning to escape. He will stick 4 rubber ducks with springs on his blades. It is known as the Foursprung Duck Technique.
_________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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Amnesia10
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am
Posts: 29240
Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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News Flash: Oscar Pistorious has been told he won't be granted bail after lacking the funds to pay.
He was told it would cost him an arm and a leg...
_________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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How many times have we all said "I'm starving, I could eat a horse"?
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