I find few things as boring as watching David Blane, Dynamo, Derren Brown et al.

Who?

Mark

Some young kid from the North of England who is a total nerd, was bullied as a child and grew up with his grandparents on a council estate. His granddad began to teach him magic tricks and he got into it. He's got mad skills and has since walked on water on the Thames amongst other things.

So Jesus is a northerner?

That I can't get a Paperwhite case with a design I like yet

Ernie, is the Paperwhite a touch device? If so, doesn't the screen get grubby & hinder the reading experience?

That our air-con in work is gonna cause arguments. It's being used to heat the room, which is stupid to start with, but I'm right beneath the fecking thing. And I just got a dirty look for saying it was making my throat scratchy.

'[LIFTED] you' springs to mind, cos not only does the thing not work correctly, it's all because the women in here refuse to wear clothes that are appropriate for the time of year (never thought I'd type that), or complain that none of the heating systems work properly. Oh, and the windows don't seal correctly.

Not that any of that matters with 20 PCs, dual screens, 2 laser printers and at least 15 people in the room

Ah well, if I get so much as a cold from going from one extreme to the other I'll be off sick and telling them why.

Actually, I quite like the tune. Is that Zooey Deschanel?