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Greetings from Jenny Lee,


after going through your information over the internet i decided to contact you for friendship and assistance for distribution of my inheritance towards charity. My name is Jenny Lee; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have for the good work of charity. I am 60 years old and I was diagnosed for breast cancer for about 2 years now.


I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my husband evil relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. They don't care about man kind, all they care is how to rob some money from me and spend them ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgives me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for a surgery soon and I want to make sure that I make this donation before undergoing my surgery.


I decided to donate the sum of $2,500,000 (two million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows and unfortunate mothers. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my husband's relatives are always around me and trying to see if they can overhear my conversations and my health status as well.


I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. I have informed my consultant about the ($2,500,000.00). it is true that I dont know you and you don't know, but I have been directed by God to contact you for this. Thanks and God bless. I will direct you further after hearing from you.


NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my wish. Also I will be contacting with you only by email as I don't want my husband relations or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Reply me through this my most private email: (j_rotalee@sify.com)

Regards,
Mrs. Jenny Lee

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I'm going to meet Caz for lunch :D

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I'm going to meet Caz for lunch :D


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I'm going to meat Caz for lunch :D


are you some form of cannibal? :evil:

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saspro wrote:
I'm going to meat Caz for lunch :D


are you some form of cannibal? :evil:


Are you some kind of comedian?

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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saspro wrote:
brataccas wrote:
saspro wrote:
I'm going to meat Caz for lunch :D


are you some form of cannibal? :evil:


Are you some kind of comedian?


I feel like I want to answer that question for him and say no

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Jesus you lot! And lunch meeting was very good thanks. Got to see him again tomorrow though lol *sigh*

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Jesus you lot! And lunch meeting was very good thanks. Got to see him again tomorrow though lol *sigh*



2nd date Saspro ;)

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oceanicitl wrote:
Jesus you lot! And lunch meeting was very good thanks. Got to see him again tomorrow though lol *sigh*



2nd date Saspro ;)


LOL not it's all business

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oceanicitl wrote:
finlay666 wrote:
oceanicitl wrote:
Jesus you lot! And lunch meeting was very good thanks. Got to see him again tomorrow though lol *sigh*



2nd date Saspro ;)


LOL not it's all business

You go that far on a 2nd date? Good girl. :lol:

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You go that far on a 2nd date? Good girl. :lol:


TUT :o :shock: :lol:

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You go that far on a 2nd date? Good girl. :lol:


TUT :o :shock: :lol:

Totally - Uber True? ;)

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adidan wrote:
oceanicitl wrote:
adidan wrote:
You go that far on a 2nd date? Good girl. :lol:


TUT :o :shock: :lol:

Totally - Uber True? ;)


I thought that Caz was tutting because it was actually the first date, not the second. :lol:

It reminds me of the time that an ex told me she was meeting a chiropodist for lunch... yeah, lunch my foot! :lol: <-- sorry, I could have resisted, but chose not to. :P

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