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Yeah, well... I'm a qualified English teacher, (by which I mean I can teach English, not that I'm... oh, never mind) and that double negative even gave me a headache.


calm down dear :lol:

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I tend to have a irony filter running whenever I read a post from Bratty. I was half expecting such a response from him.
I hope he gets an extra portion of dry bread for his Christmas lunch.

Bratty, out of interest, did you ever read that book that I sent you?

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Ever so slightly late congrats to Mr & Mrs big_D

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I tend to have a irony filter running whenever I read a post from Bratty. I was half expecting such a response from him.
I hope he gets an extra portion of dry bread for his Christmas lunch.

Bratty, out of interest, did you ever read that book that I sent you?


I literally live on dry bread (and butter) ;) and no I haven't yet because of my work scheduale and routines over ruling reading anything, I probably will on february when im off for 2 weeks to see my gf, saying that ive still got mein kampf to read but its very difficult despite it being in english, the book you sent is ready and waiting on top of my games drawer .-)

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I literally live on dry bread (and butter)


So you're a stereotypically tight Scotsman who is presumably jealous of greedy fat bastards like me? All becomes clear!

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I literally live on dry bread (and butter)


So you're a stereotypically tight Scotsman who is presumably jealous of greedy fat bastards like me? All becomes clear!


you spelt phat wrong 8-) and were you really born before pay rents married?

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were you really born before pay rents married?


No, thankfully, looking back that would have made their subsequent stupidity seem even worse.

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were you really born before pay rents married?


No, thankfully, looking back that would have made their subsequent stupidity seem even worse.


What's wrong with being born out of wedlock? Just asking...

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were you really born before pay rents married?


No, thankfully, looking back that would have made their subsequent stupidity seem even worse.


What's wrong with being born out of wedlock? Just asking...


Nothing at all, I'm just talking about the two muppets in particular. I always laugh at people who panic and marry when she gets pregnant. It just seems like an attitude from another time, though hopefully it'll die out.

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Either PSN is down for maintenance for all those new PS4s tomorrow, or Kim's heard about Sony putting The Interview online...

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Either PSN is down for maintenance for all those new PS4s tomorrow, or Kim's heard about Sony putting The Interview online...


Or I'm gonna ruin everyone's Xmas d1ckhead hackers...
http://uk.businessinsider.com/playstati ... 14-12?r=US

Apparently the services are back up. I'd quite happily watch those idiots be thrown into prison gen pop.

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pcernie wrote:
Either PSN is down for maintenance for all those new PS4s tomorrow, or Kim's heard about Sony putting The Interview online...


Or I'm gonna ruin everyone's Xmas d1ckhead hackers...
http://uk.businessinsider.com/playstati ... 14-12?r=US

Apparently the services are back up. I'd quite happily watch those idiots be thrown into prison gen pop.

I was on this morning and it seemed OK. The film is apparently rubbish anyway :D


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