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The Rachel Riley thread (due to popular demand) 
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Cue obvious 'unwrapping' related puns..


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Tap it and unwrap it or unwrap it and tap it. :)

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That top would be better off her for several reasons, one of them being so you could burn the bloody thing. It's awful.

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I can only manage 300 or 298, by trivial means.

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It's been a bit of a poor week to be honest and then there's today's...

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25 x 6 = 150
8 + 5 = 13
150 - 13 = 137

The style of the dress is good, it's just the colour and pattern that's a bit grim.

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She's got nothing on Megan Fox.

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Nick wrote:
She's got nothing on Megan Fox.


A way more interesting version of that sentence...
She's got nothing on, Megan Fox.

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It strikes me Rachel is the kind of mirror of Megan Fox. Fox is olive skinned and dark haired, Riley is fair and blonde. Fox is this big media darling who appears on the front of fashion magazines, Riley is hidden away on daytime TV. Rachel can do maths and numbers, whereas the impression I get of Fox is she has to concentrate to tie her shoe laces.

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At least Rachel hasn't got an awful tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on her arm.

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I like tattoos!

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Megan Fox looking a little rough/chavvy there.


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leeds_manc wrote:
Megan Fox looking a little rough/chavvy there.

Interesting use of the word "little".

She looks like Her Majesty Queen Chavilla, by the Grace of Cowell, of Essex, Cheshire and the Chav Dominions beyond the Seas Queen, Defender of the Face, Duchess of Argos, Countess of Medway, Duke of L'Oreal, Duke of Nandos, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Tracksuit bottoms, Sovereign of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thrush, Sovereign of the Most Illustrious Order of Saint Leona, Sovereign of the Most Excellent Order of the Chav Empire, Sovereign of the Distinguished Mail Order, Sovereign of the Imperial Mail Order, Sovereign of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of Dartford, Sovereign of the Most Eminent Order of the Kent Empire, Sovereign of the Order of Chavish Britain, Sovereign of the Chav Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of Birmingham, Sovereign of the Royal Order of the Queen Victoria Public House, Sovereign of the Royal Family Order of Queen Jordan, Sovereign of the Order of the Companions of the Trafford Centre, Sovereign of the Royal MDF Order, Sovereign of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of Saturday Night in Swansea.

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Admit it, Jim. You like her, don't you?

I could tell.

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