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What's a life?
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Just had two phone calls from two friends.
Once to say her mum has just died, the other to say he's just got engaged.

The balance of life. :ugeek:

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What's the life expectancy of a PS2 dance mat? My cat killed one a few years ago, but now the other is starting to tell me I'm impotent when I know my moves were actually flawless :evil:

I've only had them 6 years or so :?

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Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:46 pm
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I think 6 years is a pretty good life out of something you effectively spend all the time stamping on.

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Oh Sarah.

Sarah Palin thanks all 57 states.

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Of course, the paragraph above is based on a series of misstatements and verbal gaffes made by Barack Obama (I didn’t have enough time to do one for Joe Biden). YouTube links are provided just in case you doubt the accuracy of these all too human slips-of-the-tongue


fail on noticing someone else pointing out the fails of others :P

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Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:40 am
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Yeah you miss her point there Prof ;)

The fact she's pandering to Facebook shows that's her only strength, seeming modest and "one of the people", it's cloying fakeness, but she at least is more eloquent and coherent than GWB (who isn't though).


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Do you think that she means 57 varieties of Heinz products? ;) :roll:

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If Palin runs for the presidency in 2012, and wins, it will be just one more nail in the coffin of our civilisation's sanity.

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HeatherKay wrote:
If Palin runs for the presidency in 2012, and wins, it will be just one more nail in the coffin of our civilisation's sanity.


It was insanity that Bristol Palin got in to the finals of Dancing with the Stars! :)

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Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:33 pm
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HeatherKay wrote:
If Palin runs for the presidency in 2012, and wins, it will be just one more nail in the coffin of our civilisation's sanity.


The fact that Bush managed it makes me wonder if there is any sanity left (in America at least).

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The fact that Bush managed it twice makes me wonder if there is any sanity left (in America at least).

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I has Twiglets! 8-)

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It literally bounced? Really?

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That's what an old colleague of mine would call a Barnes Wallis cheque.

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