I know but that's nowhere near as funny

Making a list of people I'd like to smack in the face by order of annoyance.

*ducks*

Quack Quack

*Shotgun fires*

& misses

Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack


Looks like you've woken the ducks sleeping in the reeds.

never

That this is all quite cool

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/23879471

Any chance of using the zip-line as part of your commute?

I've seen it set up as a charity event - by the time you get through the queue it would be quicker to use the bridge beside it

Yes but you will not feel like James Bond or Jackie Chan before you get to work!

Sleep. Couldn't sleep last night until around 3am, and then had broken sleep till 6am. Got up and had went to work, had a busy day and didn't get a chance to have brekkie. Lunch managed to be a can of sugarfree red bull. Just had some pizza, ice cream and now tucked up in bed hoping I'll fall asleep soon enough.

How much I itch when my hair grows back - I'm one of those blokes who would happily be bald.

My arm. Those not following me on Twitter may not know what's going on. On Thursday, I was at a nature reserve, and an insect bit me. I can't remember when, exactly, but I do remember noticing the bite when I got home. On Friday morning, the bite and the surrounding area was about the size of a 50p ice. By 4 PM it was about 6cm across and my arm had swollen quite a bit. Thankfully, I was able to get an appointment to see my GP at short notice, and I've got a load of antibiotics and antihistamines to take.

It's been developing blisters over night, and the swelling has continued a bit. My sister (who seems to get button frequently and reacts badly to them) says it will get worse until the drugs kick in. It's been covered up today to,protect it and stop me looking at it. It itches like fury at times, though the antihistamines are keeping that at bay.

Bloody annoying, but I've managed to get an Adobe Kuler scheme out of it, which is nice.

Ice packs will numb the nerve fibres in the skin, reducing the pain.
Antibiotics typically take 48 hours to kick in.
Don't bother with antihistamine creams but what might help is a steroid cream eg hydrocortisone 1% which you can buy from a chemist. Just don't tell them what it's for. For some reason, whenever I advise a patient to buy it for xyz, the pharmacist will tell the patient they can't have it.