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http://www.theguardian.com/business/201 ... ject-verde

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Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:30 pm
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The Guardian's had some brilliant headlines recently, here's two from today

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Robert Winston explains science


and

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What can Dick Swaab tells us about sex and the brain?


:lol:

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Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:08 pm
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Deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card.

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We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nations youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.

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Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:23 pm
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Last-gen Battlefield 4 sales shortfalls 'not linked to quality issues', says EA

http://www.computerandvideogames.com/44 ... s-says-ea/

No, not at all...

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pcernie wrote:
Last-gen Battlefield 4 sales shortfalls 'not linked to quality issues', says EA

http://www.computerandvideogames.com/44 ... s-says-ea/

No, not at all...

There are plenty of things that they could blame it on, though I think those that have experienced issues with it might have warned a lot of people away.

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Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:06 pm
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Chuckle Brothers rally to Dave Lee Travis's defence


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http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014 ... lee-travis

Also the bit about him 'wearing' his trademark 'tache to court, as if it was false and he was just being silly! Christ, he can probably claim tax back on his razors lol.

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Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:05 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToaHQI9X5RI

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToaHQI9X5RI


Ouch. I wonder how long the presenter will be keeping his job on the entertainment desk.

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Just had to order a document audit after the chief programmer sent me a screeny and asked, "Do you think we ought to change this in the xxxxx manual?"

It was a list of chart types as follows:

  • Pie Chart
  • Chart with Simple Drill
  • Object Types
  • User Roles

    ...

  • Current Sessions
  • Gayness Bar Chart
  • Gayness Pie Chart
  • Password Protected Chart

    ....

[/facepalm] :lol:

Oh and two data DVDs have just arrived by fast courier from Uganda. They don't work. :lol:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN2QUhaKN2Q#t=44

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pcernie wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN2QUhaKN2Q#t=44

Have you pre-ordered it? ;)

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pcernie wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN2QUhaKN2Q#t=44

Have you pre-ordered it? ;)


It looks funny as fcuk but I think you'd get bored of it right and quick.

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