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Should blokes sit down to pee? 

Should blokes sit down to pee?
Yes 6%  6%  [ 2 ]
No 53%  53%  [ 17 ]
Maybe 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
Sometimes I do 25%  25%  [ 8 ]
Did you wash your hands before baking that pie? 13%  13%  [ 4 ]
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Should blokes sit down to pee? 
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I totally believe he pees in his suit. It's quite normal for divers.


wow, im rather shocked :shock: is this normal? I could never do that :shock:

It's not just divers. It's pretty much anyone who works in open water for extended periods of time.

What else you gonna do? It's good enough for the fishes...

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No wetsuit, just a vest and board shorts. One of the people I work with wears a dry-suit. :?

Anyway as an instructor I'm pretty much always at the front of the group heading into the current. ;)

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I usually have to go on my tippy toes to pee....but that's because my kitchen sink is slightly higher than I can reach....

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I usually have to go on my tippy toes to pee....but that's because my kitchen sink is slightly higher than I can reach....

You should do it in the garden, very green that way.

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Judging by the state of the public loos in Bromley, I don't think all the blokes even sit down to cr@p

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Arise, thread!


http://improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume16/v16i3/AIR_16-3_screen.pdf, specifically page 10, entitled "A Physician’s Reasons Why Men Should Stand", by by John Gamel, Professor of Ophthalmology, University of Louisville, Louisville, Kentucky, USA

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An ophthalmologist is an expert on eyes, not on the urinary tract.

Having said that, I don't mind urinating in the sink of any place that tells me to sit and do it!

Alternatively, do what prehistoric man did - squat down. This straightens the urethra out to the point that there is no residual urine in the urethra and hence no drops.

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I would have thought sitting down would mean less chance of germs spreading to the rest of your bathroom.

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Bathrooms are usually more germ free than kitchens. Scientific (and Mythbuster........ and Kim & Aggie) fact.

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Bathrooms are usually more germ free than kitchens. Scientific (and Mythbuster........ and Kim & Aggie) fact.

And why we should prepare food in there as well. ;)

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And why we should prepare food in there as well. ;)
Feel free. Personally I'll just be cleaning my kitchen more frequently. ;) :lol:

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I think some people have too much time on their hands!

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I think some people have too much time on their hands!

JV!

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I think some people have too much time on their hands!

I do indeed.
It's been easy money at work this week.

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I think some people have too much time on their hands!

JV!

Where is he when you need him?


Slacking :roll:

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