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In honour of said line, we should come up with a list of quotes that get butchered for the TV version (although I'm always pleased to be reminded whenever it's on that the TV version of Die Hard censors that particular shout but leaves in the word '[LIFTED]').

My favourite is from Lethal Weapon

'Yes, I'm a real FIGHTING cop and this is a real FIRING gun'.

(edit - LOL - it seems X404's censors are more diligent than the ones off the telly)

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In that vein, I always thought the line was, "when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, your going to see some serious rghr".

My favourite line (or technically lines) of all time has to be, "we're all different." "I'm not!". It just works on every level.

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jonbwfc wrote:
In honour of said line, we should come up with a list of quotes that get butchered for the TV version (although I'm always pleased to be reminded whenever it's on that the TV version of Die Hard censors that particular shout but leaves in the word '[LIFTED]').

My favourite is from Lethal Weapon

'Yes, I'm a real FIGHTING cop and this is a real FIRING gun'.

(edit - LOL - it seems X404's censors are more diligent than the ones off the telly)

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Always liked Digitiser's version, 'Hip hip hooray, mother dearest!' :lol:

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I realised yesterday that The Life of Brian doesn't actually have a line in it that isn't genius.
I feel the same about Withnail & I.

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Mark will know this one:

A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.

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Mark will know this one:

A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.

Clerks

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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Yes! (8+)
And yes, Clerks has some wonderful lines of dialogue.

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It's always the same and it's always different.

You assholes turn the jewelry store into a wild west show and you wonder why the cops show up?

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