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How do you sleep?
On your front 15%  15%  [ 5 ]
On your back. 6%  6%  [ 2 ]
On your side. 15%  15%  [ 5 ]
Fronty-side. 32%  32%  [ 11 ]
Backy-side. 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
Dangling by my ankles. 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
Some indescribably obscure way. 9%  9%  [ 3 ]
I don't sleep. I merely pause to let the rest of the world catch up. 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
Quit your jibba-jabba with all this sleep talk! All that matters is pie, FOOL! 15%  15%  [ 5 ]
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In the egg man's case, it's more people interested in his lack of hair ;)

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(As a side note, I'm impressed by the offtopicocity of this thread. Well done people. We all deserve a pat on the back. Keep it up!)

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In the egg man's case, it's more people interested in his lack of hair ;)

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(As a side note, I'm impressed by the offtopicocity of this thread. Well done people. We all deserve a pat on the back. Keep it up!)


not really, when I go to hairdressers Im sure I hear the barber saying "front back or sides?" :shock:

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In the egg man's case, it's more people interested in his lack of hair ;)

Quoting *FAIL* (8-p)

(As a side note, I'm impressed by the offtopicocity of this thread. Well done people. We all deserve a pat on the back. Keep it up!)


not really, when I go to hairdressers Im sure I hear the barber saying "front back or sides?" :shock:

"Short back and sides" is the common saying, I believe. But yes, I did phrase the title like that as I was in a slightly weird mood last night at 3am.

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Dangerously straying back on topic for a moment.

I tend to go to sleep lying on my front.
However, I also tend to wake up in the night and find I get back to sleep better if I'm sitting up (so I have a chair in my bedroom). If I wake up again after that I go back to bed.

I'm apparently a past master at falling asleep sitting up. Especially when on transport (cars and buses especially, trains not so much). My old flatmate frequently thought I was trying to inhale the roof lining of her car on our way back from work on more than one occassion.

Anyway, back off topic...

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Dangerously straying back on topic for a moment.

Sometimes going on-topic is indeed, staying off-topic, such is the paradox of the forum. Once you understand this, you are well on your way to random enlightenment.

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On my back arms crossed. I look like a corpse and people tell me so. :lol:

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Standing up.

On a pie.

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Where's the 'Next to Rachel McAdams and Candice Swanepoel' option?
Cos I only believe in answering honestly about such important issues.

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I sleep on the right side of the bed (that it to say when lying in it I should roll right as I'd immediately fall off) and therefore I tend to go to sleep on my right side (If I sleep on the left I'll sleep on my left side). However, once asleep I move a fair bit, I've woken up with my head down where my feet were on a number of occasions...


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What if the way you sleep is merely describably obscure?

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Where's the 'Next to Rachel McAdams and Candice Swanepoel' option?
Cos I only believe in answering honestly about such important issues.


Just Googled Candice Swanepoel (fnar fnar)... I think she should be an option in every poll held. Around the world :shock:

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^ Not sure how much sleep one would get TBH. ;)

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Recovery position ftw

That's pretty much my position.

Hence fronty-side.

This, usually. Often hugging a pillow, duvet or my big cuddly bunny.

However, I do move around quite a lot so probably go through every position in the book.

If it's hot then I tend to lay on my back, sometimes with my arms crossed like Matt. However, there's no chance of my being mistaken for a corpse because if I'm on my back I snore like an asthmatic hippopotamus.

As to imaginary friends, last night I dreamed I was in Mexico laying on a cactus. It was raining hot chilli salsa and Shakira was dancing about an inch from my nose. I had nachos.

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