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Don't forget it's easier to tell the truth lol :D
Depending on the consequences of telling the truth, it might actually be easier to lie.

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Also depends on the lie and whether you're likely to get tripped up or not ;)

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Caz is correct though


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lso depends on the lie and whether you're likely to get tripped up or not ;)
I don't think people would lie if they actually knew beforehand they were going to get caught out.

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okenobi wrote:
All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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Loving the Ulysses 31 avatar by the way.

AHA! JURASSIC PARK!

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F***ING NOBBLE-DONKEYS!

I've been trying to remember the name of that show for about ten b*st*rd years!


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rustybucket wrote:
james016 wrote:
Loving the Ulysses 31 avatar by the way.

AHA! JURASSIC PARK!

YES!

F***ING NOBBLE-DONKEYS!

I've been trying to remember the name of that show for about ten b*st*rd years!


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Ulysses 31, Ulysses 31, Ulysses 31, Ulysses 31, Ulysses 31, don't forget it again, tit, Ulysses 31, Ulysses 31, Ulysses 31, useless bugger, Ulysses 31, Ulysses 31, .....


Perhaps I shouldn't mention that I have the series boxset. Rips in the space-time continuum may occur in rustybucket's vicinity.


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timark_uk wrote:
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lso depends on the lie and whether you're likely to get tripped up or not ;)
I don't think people would lie if they actually knew beforehand they were going to get caught out.

Mark



Tell that to Peter Crouch, John Terry and David Beckham.... the list goes on lol

Lots of people lie knowing they will be caught out, it goes with the territory of being a man

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Tell that to Peter Crouch, John Terry and David Beckham....
There's no accounting for stupidity.

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okenobi wrote:
All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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Don't worry, okenobi, I don't judge either. It is just my personal morality quirk, I couldn't / wouldn't have sex with somebody I didn't have strong feelings for or loved. That doesn't mean that I think others are immoral, when they do...


+1, I don't think I'd be comfortable with it.


Fair enough. I've had strong feelings (or at least I thought I did) each time. I was only in love twice. But I do feel it's important to point out that it's a personal thing. My last gf had slept with 37 guys including me (and has almost certainly added a few since). She was still a lovely girl and ultimately looking to get married and share something special. She just went about that search in more of an active way than other people! My number is comparatively low by the standards of my peers and I'm fine with that.

I don't however, have a Crackberry, Droid or iPhone. Anything that can send a dirty text or facilitate phone sex works just as well in my view ;)


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Lots of people lie knowing they will be caught out, it goes with the territory of being a man

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Tell that to Peter Crouch, John Terry and David Beckham....
There's no accounting for stupidity.

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I don't think footballers are known for their brains lol


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oceanicitl wrote:
Lots of people lie knowing they will be caught out, it goes with the territory of being a man

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:P ;)

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I'm 28 and a TV nerd with very little idea of how to attract women. Yet even I'm on to my second hand ;)


Is that for when your right hand gets tired ;)

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Of course, it could just be that it's impossible to be around someone with an iPhone for more than 24 hours without your ears starting to bleed from them constantly telling you how great the iPhone is. Unless of course, you also have an iPhone. :mrgreen:

Then maybe people are sleeping with iPhone users just to shut them up.

If it works don't knock it.


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Lots of people lie knowing they will be caught out, it goes with the territory of being a man

Troll

:P ;)

Actually women are pretty much as likely to cheat as men. Statistically (according to a survey done in 2003), 5% of married men admit to having an affair whereas 4.55% of married women do - probably with each other, although what the spare one in 200 men is up to is anyone's guess :lol:.


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