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HI!

I've been ok.

You?

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Yeah, not bad.

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So then...

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Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:27 pm
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Im happy that I no longer fancy at least two girls now ;) just concentrating on the one I "asked out" :oops: going to try arrange a "date" for Saturday

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KRKux wrote:
Lets rephrase the question.


How many girls do I like, but do not want to ask out cos I don't want a relationship?

Better.


Now.


I don't know how many.


I guess over 9000.

Lets start a forum sweepstake.


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themcman1 wrote:
KRKux wrote:
~snip~


I guess over 9000.

Lets start a forum sweepstake.

It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!one!!!11!!!

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Linux_User wrote:
So then...


I hate that awkward moment where I wish I were more of a conversationalist!! :lol:

Usually with family I haven't seen for years, and I'm not entirely sure of their name!!

Hi
Hi, how are you?
Good thanks, you?
Yeah I'm good, and you?
Yeah I'm great thanks
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Nick wrote:
Hi
Hi, how are you?
Good thanks, you?
Yeah I'm good, and you?
Yeah I'm great thanks
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Never say you're great, always say something like, ah good but I'm a little overworked at the moment --> oh really where do you work, ah well I work at XXXX but it's only for a few months because I'm planning XXXXX how's things with XXXX?

Of course they may look at you funny if you actually say exexexexexex.


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leeds_manc wrote:
Nick wrote:
Hi
Hi, how are you?
Good thanks, you?
Yeah I'm good, and you?
Yeah I'm great thanks
...


Never say you're great, always say something like, ah good but I'm a little overworked at the moment --> oh really where do you work, ah well I work at XXXX but it's only for a few months because I'm planning XXXXX how's things with XXXX?

Of course they may look at you funny if you actually say exexexexexex.


Leeds' got game :D

An update from me; I'm still rubbish with women. End transmission.


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Observation:
Had a phone call over the weekend from a mate complaining about this girlfriend wanting him to move in, but he's not that into her that he want's to do so. She's nice and all, but...
At which point he asks me about my love life. “Nothing doing,” say I.
”Ah mate, sort it out”
”Hang on mate, you've spent 10 minutes complaining about being with a girl, what, pray tell, is so damn wonderful about it? I've just spent 10 minutes listening to you whinge about it. What, am I meant to think 'Yeah I need that grief in my life.' ?”

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Leeds' got game :D

An update from me; I'm still rubbish with women. End transmission.


The lady you were with on Friday didn't seem that bad ;)

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So has anybody got laid yet or not?

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So has anybody got laid yet or not?


Well her indoors is moaning she doesnt get enough! :shock:

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veato wrote:
saspro wrote:
So has anybody got laid yet or not?


Well her indoors is moaning she doesnt get enough! :shock:



Lucky bugger

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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jonlumb wrote:
okenobi wrote:
Leeds' got game :D

An update from me; I'm still rubbish with women. End transmission.


The lady you were with on Friday didn't seem that bad ;)


She is, in fact, lovely :)

But she's just my best friend....

And I'm not even that good at maintaining that! So how I'm supposed to do anything else is beyond me. Oh well :roll:

Sorry to disappoint Sas.


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