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There's still a chance you were conceived via IVF. But we've checked your mom's college yearbook photos, and whether or not she and your father had sex, it's clear that ... listen, I know this is hard for you.

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Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:17 am
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Dos wrote:

Let me rephrase that: I'm pretty sure you can't legally buy them!



you got any source for that? The website got back after I said my age, and how I will use these in a "controlled" farmyard enviroment, and he says I have the green light for ordering mk9 thunderflashes, me VERY VERY VERY excited! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Maybe I'm wrong.

I was sure they were for military / law enforcement only. In America they are regulated by BATFE as a "Class III Destructive Device" and possession is a criminal offence, but I can't easily find the UK legislation.

In fact, what I can easily find is websites selling something similar. I don't know, but perhaps these "fireworks" are less powerful than the standard military grenades and therefore legal:

http://www.hfmgroup.com/professionalsup ... rsoft.html

They do look fun, and they're even "environmentally friendly" :shock:

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Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:06 pm
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the ones i will be buying will have near the same power as a hand grenade, (apparently) ;)

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the ones i will be buying will have near the same power as a hand grenade, (apparently) ;)

I may have missed an earlier post, but did yo say what you would be using these for?

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Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:39 pm
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Somehow this random shiz seems off-topic now, but this made me lol:

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Somehow this random shiz seems off-topic now, but this made me lol:

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:lol: :lol:

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dont understand some people, someone from archery years ago is trying to add me on facebook, I never spoke to her whilst I did archery for 6 years and shes trying to add me, I messaged why she wants to add, prob to nose into my business so I refused and blocked,

I never got a reply

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facebook for me is atm depressing, depressing as in its making me feel mentally sick. just like bebo did and hence I quit bebo, cant word it but its made me feel really down in all honesty :(

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brataccas wrote:
dont understand some people, someone from archery years ago is trying to add me on facebook, I never spoke to her whilst I did archery for 6 years and shes trying to add me, I messaged why she wants to add, prob to nose into my business so I refused and blocked,

I never got a reply

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facebook for me is atm depressing, depressing as in its making me feel mentally sick. just like bebo did and hence I quit bebo, cant word it but its made me feel really down in all honesty :(


I'm not surprised. An increasing number of people that I know are finding Facebook to be more of a hassle than anything useful.


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I messaged why she wants to add, prob to nose into my business so I refused and blocked,

I never got a reply

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Probably because if you block someone they can't contact you? :roll:

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:roll: I gave her over a week to explain her actions

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:roll: I gave her over a week to explain her actions
Because people are never busy and don't always have to to check messages on Facebook, eh? Ohhhh no.

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brataccas wrote:
:roll: I gave her over a week to explain her actions
Because people are never busy and don't always have to to check messages on Facebook, eh? Ohhhh no.

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I like thinking that people add each other on facebook to be nice ...


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I like thinking that people add each other on facebook to be nice ...
Yep. Take me and you, for example.
It could just be that she wanted to get to know bratty better after recognising him from archery, realising she never really said very much to him when the did that activity and wanted to redress that now.
Then bratty jumps up and down on the friend request with an accusatory tone … I'm really not surprised she never responded to his demands. I don't think I would've done either, to be honest.

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timark_uk wrote:
It could just be that she wanted to get to know bratty better after recognising him from archery, realising she never really said very much to him when the did that activity and wanted to redress that now.
Then bratty jumps up and down on the friend request with an accusatory tone … I'm really not surprised she never responded to his demands. I don't think I would've done either, to be honest.

This ^.

Bratty, half the time you whinge giving the impression people are rude and self-centred but, think about it, it's really you who is rude and self-centred.

Give them a chance and they will give you a chance.

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