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oceanicitl
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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She gives blondes a bad name she's so thick. Still... at least Chris can eat a burger in peace now.
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:38 pm |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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Reading Guilt by Jussi Adler-Olsen at the moment and Big D will know the sidekick charater comes out with some cracking lines. This morning he said 'ship hang' & his colleague quickly corrected him and said "It's shebang Assad" I got a look from the guy sitting next to me ha! 
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:49 am |
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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Geep: Rare 'goat-sheep' born on Irish farm http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26870598Couldn't be any more Irish that story.
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:48 pm |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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So, goat + sheep = geep. What about if a jaguar shags a sheep? Does that make a jeep? Sent from my big ass Sony Xperia Z Ultra tabphonelet, using Tapatalk 4.
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:21 pm |
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:28 pm |
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm Posts: 5071 Location: Manchester
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None of our business.
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:41 pm |
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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+1, but the fact she posted it is one of the reasons I said it's not really wise. We still live with a faux-outrage media and the people who buy into it.
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Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:48 pm |
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big_D
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:25 pm Posts: 10691 Location: Bramsche
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Plus it would be a class E felony in New York, if they had sex, because he is over 21.
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:58 am |
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oceanicitl
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:33 am |
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:33 pm |
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oceanicitl
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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Looks at pcernie... you're Belfast yeah? 
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:27 pm |
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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There's any number of incidents with fast-food deliveries in this country on a weekly basis... Not too long ago a gang ordered a load of pizzas for a false address, beat up the delivery guy and stole the pizzas. Not his money or his bike, just the pizzas. My mate's uncle once ordered a Chinese whilst pissed, staggers to the door and pays the young Chinese delivery guy who didn't understand a word of what was said, staggers back in and eventually passes out. He's rudely awoken when the police take the front door off it's hinges and present him with a search warrant regarding a firearm, before smashing the house up. It turned out he'd gone to the door still holding the TV remote by his side whilst fiddling in his pocket for cash, and since the delivery guy couldn't understand a word, assumed he was dealing with a full-on nutjob Even worse, the uncle was staying with his mum at the time 
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:48 pm |
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oceanicitl
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:26 pm |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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We bring the chaos that keeps life interesting.
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Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:44 pm |
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