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One for the parents on here. Gwyneth has been particularly twattish so a working Mum has written her a letter.

Open letter to Gwyneth Paltrow

It just shows how out of touch the very rich are


She gives blondes a bad name she's so thick. Still... at least Chris can eat a burger in peace now.

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Reading Guilt by Jussi Adler-Olsen at the moment and Big D will know the sidekick charater comes out with some cracking lines.

This morning he said 'ship hang' & his colleague quickly corrected him and said "It's shebang Assad"

I got a look from the guy sitting next to me ha! :lol:

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Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:49 am
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Geep: Rare 'goat-sheep' born on Irish farm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26870598

Couldn't be any more Irish that story.

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Geep: Rare 'goat-sheep' born on Irish farm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26870598

Couldn't be any more Irish that story.


So, goat + sheep = geep. What about if a jaguar shags a sheep? Does that make a jeep?

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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Oh dear. It's totally legal but it's not really wise.

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None of our business.


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None of our business.


+1, but the fact she posted it is one of the reasons I said it's not really wise. We still live with a faux-outrage media and the people who buy into it.

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Plus it would be a class E felony in New York, if they had sex, because he is over 21.

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Dublin bomber 'forgot time change'

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Looks at pcernie... you're Belfast yeah?

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Looks at pcernie... you're Belfast yeah?

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There's any number of incidents with fast-food deliveries in this country on a weekly basis... Not too long ago a gang ordered a load of pizzas for a false address, beat up the delivery guy and stole the pizzas. Not his money or his bike, just the pizzas.

My mate's uncle once ordered a Chinese whilst pissed, staggers to the door and pays the young Chinese delivery guy who didn't understand a word of what was said, staggers back in and eventually passes out. He's rudely awoken when the police take the front door off it's hinges and present him with a search warrant regarding a firearm, before smashing the house up. It turned out he'd gone to the door still holding the TV remote by his side whilst fiddling in his pocket for cash, and since the delivery guy couldn't understand a word, assumed he was dealing with a full-on nutjob :lol:

Even worse, the uncle was staying with his mum at the time :oops:

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There's any number of incidents with fast-food deliveries in this country on a weekly basis... Not too long ago a gang ordered a load of pizzas for a false address, beat up the delivery guy and stole the pizzas. Not his money or his bike, just the pizzas.

My mate's uncle once ordered a Chinese whilst pissed, staggers to the door and pays the young Chinese delivery guy who didn't understand a word of what was said, staggers back in and eventually passes out. He's rudely awoken when the police take the front door off it's hinges and present him with a search warrant regarding a firearm, before smashing the house up. It turned out he'd gone to the door still holding the TV remote by his side whilst fiddling in his pocket for cash, and since the delivery guy couldn't understand a word, assumed he was dealing with a full-on nutjob :lol:

Even worse, the uncle was staying with his mum at the time :oops:


Men eh? Tsk lol

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Men eh? Tsk lol

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