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US Secretary of State John Kerry has labelled intelligence leaker Edward Snowden a fugitive from justice who should "man up" and return home.

Mr Kerry added that if Mr Snowden, 30, "believes in America, he should trust the American system of justice".


Of course he believes in America, that's why he grassed!

Anyone who trusts the American justice system, on the other hand, needs to be sectioned.

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Thu May 29, 2014 12:37 am
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This : a goat riding on the back of a man riding a bicycle *laugh*

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>> Maximum Security <<
Putting the willies up Clifford

When Max Clifford got to his
prison cell, he found a note
waiting for him on his bunk.

It simply said, "All the bad
things you have heard about
prison are true".

So who could have arranged for
such a nice welcome for the noncey
publicist? Fingers are pointing
at legendary convict, John
McVicar, who had been ripped off
by Maxie back in the day and
was waiting for his moment...


I do hope that's true.

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Had to laugh afterwards, but I was in a taxi earlier and the driver stops to talk to the shiftiest-looking geezer you've ever seen...

'Still got those other things? Set one to the side for my lad and I'll see you later.'

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Steel panther. How did I never hear them before


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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27679847

Class.

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Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:26 pm
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Bratty's new shower head...

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The Difference between they way men and women see the day:- You realise no man has EVER analysed ANYTHING this much, don’t you?"

*WOMAN’S DIARY *

28 July 2007 Saturday

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely.

I’d been shopping in the afternoon with the girls
and was a bit late meeting him. I thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud,
so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.

He was still very subdued and distracted
so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn’t seem himself
- he hardly laughed and didn’t seem to be
paying any attention to me or to what I was saying,
I just knew that something was wrong.

He dropped me back home and I wondered
if he was going to come in.
He hesitated but followed.

I asked him what was wrong,
but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed.
I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply.
He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.

He didn’t follow me up immediately but came up later and,
to my surprise, we made love
- but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.

I cried myself to sleep.
I think he’s planning to leave me.
Maybe he’s found someone else.

- – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – -

MAN’S DIARY

Saturday 28 July

United lost.

Gutted.

Got a shag though.

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Apparently BBC Click can be contacted at Google +... 'We've got a viewer on +!'

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Pib and Pog from Aardmansdarkside - YouTube Playlist.

I vaguely remember seeing them some time in the distant past and there's been at least one advert with them in.

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What a giant tw@t

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David Coverdale's fridge raided by black bear
http://classicrock.teamrock.com/news/20 ... black-bear

'You hairy git!', shouted the bear.

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