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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:55 pm
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Location: on the naughty step
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At the french border, the custom officer asks the german tourist:
-Name?
-Hans
-Occupation?
-No, just visiting.
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davrosG5
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:37 am
Posts: 6954
Location: Peebo
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 Alas, given the general sense of humour found in border personnel Hans probably got arrested.
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
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Location: London
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Sent to me by my colleague this morning and yes this is an actual discussion between him and a service desk tech here.
Unhelpful tech: Have you heard about the issue?
Me: What issue?
Unhelpful tech: The Citrix issue?
Me: What issue?
Unhelpful tech: The one with the users.
Me: What issue?
Unhelpful tech: They can't launch applications.
Me: What application?
Unhelpful tech: This application (has 50 or so people actively using it)
Me: Looks good to me.
Unhelpful tech: I called you about it.
Me: Who does it affect?
Unhelpful tech: Everyone!
Me: You sure? Look at this list of people using it.
Unhelpful tech: Uh, one user.
Me: And you called me out of hours for one user?
Unhelpful tech: Yes.
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
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Location: London
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_________________Still the official cheeky one
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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 , nicked. _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
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Location: London
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_________________Still the official cheeky one
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veato
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:17 am
Posts: 5550
Location: Nottingham
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Comedy Central 'Roasts' - the Pam Anderson, Donald Trump and James Franco ones
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
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The Pam Anderson one was great. I particularly remember Courtney Love's stint _________________Still the official cheeky one
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
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Location: London
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_________________Still the official cheeky one
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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm
Posts: 6355
Location: IoW
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I'd consider it if they stopped classifying X404 as a Pr0n/NSFW site and quit restricting my access.
Until then, they can poke it.
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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:55 pm
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Location: on the naughty step
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I'd consider it if they didn't take 3 weeks to install new software. But as they say, pay peanuts, get monkeys.
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AlunD
Site Admin
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:12 am
Posts: 7011
Location: Wiltshire
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Brilliant I just pity the poor Tech if it was you he called.
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
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Location: London
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Nope nothing to do with me _________________Still the official cheeky one
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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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Location: IoW
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
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I'd say that was sad rather than funny _________________Still the official cheeky one
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