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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28417341

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I'd say that was sad rather than funny

Really? Memorial tree for a Beatle, killed by beetles? I thought it was quite funny.

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Really? Memorial tree for a Beatle, killed by beetles? I thought it was quite funny.


Ah the beatle pun lol ok

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"It's a Wonderful Life" / "Happy" mash-up

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Our dog found out what an electric fence was for. She was having a pee next to the fence and started to sniff out, then came a cry and she leaped away from the fence.

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The ESTA application for going to the US asked if during 1939-1945 involved with the Nazis... My parents weren't even alive then!

Also if I planned to go over the USA in order to commit any felonies or crimes of moral turpitude, you would have to be a special kind of stupid to accidentally answer yes to something like that!

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The ESTA application for going to the US asked if during 1939-1945 involved with the Nazis... My parents weren't even alive then!

Also if I planned to go over the USA in order to commit any felonies or crimes of moral turpitude, you would have to be a special kind of stupid to accidentally answer yes to something like that!

My favourite thing about the entire process is the little disclaimer which says "an answer yes does not necessarily preclude entry to the USA"

Really? :o

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Of course they let you in, you even get a free flight to Cuba to go visit Guantanamo.... one way of course :lol:

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