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pcernie
Legend
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Location: Belfast
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_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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pcernie
Legend
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Location: Belfast
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_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm
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On a gay news website ernie? Something to tell us? Do you live with your "friend" Bert?  _________________ He fights for the users.
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
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Location: Belfast
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I'm so straight I didn't even go to my sister's wedding today _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:55 pm
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Location: on the naughty step
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The M6 and the M25 are in a pub, arguing about which of them is the toughest, when a skinny piece of bright red tarmac walks in and just stares at them. They clam up and return to their drinks. When the bright red tarmac leaves the M1 approaches the other two motorways to berate them.
"What was all that about? You two have been going on about being so tough but you're both scared of that skinny red road?"
"We are tough" says the M6, "but that bloke's a cyclepath"
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pcernie
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Location: Belfast
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(article) Arguments over the third-party 'pishy joypad' _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
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Location: London
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_________________Still the official cheeky one 
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
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Location: Belfast
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Who the hell's ever heard a woman say 'correct me if I'm wrong...'?
_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm
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Location: IoW
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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davrosG5
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:37 am
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Location: Peebo
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My brother sent me this at work yesterday: ClicketyEnjoy
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When they put teeth in your mouth, they spoiled a perfectly good bum.
-Billy Connolly (to a heckler)
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
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Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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Grounds keeper Willie on the Scottish referendum. Video CLICKY
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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
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Location: on the naughty step
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
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Location: London
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_________________Still the official cheeky one
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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:55 pm
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Location: on the naughty step
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BBC headline today http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-29205198 Offences that could be committed in a 'public sex environment' Outraging public decency contrary to common law Behaviour that is likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress to other users contrary to the Public Order Act 1986 Offences of exposure - if the person exposes themselves to someone intending that someone will see them and be caused alarm or distress Sex in a public toilet (Section 71, Sexual Offences Act, 2003) The above applies to England and Wales although there are some similar provisions in Scotland and Northern Ireland
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
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Location: Belfast
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The dogging scene has really taken off over here. A friend and his girl know all the areas ffs. I know they've shagged with other people watching, but I don't know if they've joined in with others. Don't want to know either! He says you've got old farmers shagging girls in their twenties and all sorts. Cops, business men... It's a dick move, no pun intended, in this wee hellhole. According to him, the local etiquette at least is if you approach a couple in their car and want to join in, it's polite to suck the bloke off first  I thought he was taking the piss when he said that, but it just confirmed that the details weren't my friends... He's the sort of bloke who's always taken on whatever his girlfriend at the time was into. Which has been really annoying because he's otherwise instinctively smart and they turn on his friends even worse than some women do anyway  _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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