The dogging scene has really taken off over here. A friend and his girl know all the areas ffs. I know they've shagged with other people watching, but I don't know if they've joined in with others. Don't want to know either! He says you've got old farmers shagging girls in their twenties and all sorts. Cops, business men... It's a dick move, no pun intended, in this wee hellhole.

According to him, the local etiquette at least is if you approach a couple in their car and want to join in, it's polite to suck the bloke off first

I thought he was taking the piss when he said that, but it just confirmed that the details weren't my friends... He's the sort of bloke who's always taken on whatever his girlfriend at the time was into. Which has been really annoying because he's otherwise instinctively smart and they turn on his friends even worse than some women do anyway

I really don't think this is something that is isolated to over here.
It's pretty much any publicly accessible, secluded areas after dark.

Mark

I know, wasn't 'Phil Mitchell' accused?

According to him, the local etiquette at least is if you approach a couple in their car and want to join in, it's polite to suck the bloke off first

I wouldn't wish it because I'd probably wishing of harsher things. Those are all phone related, are trivial, and if happened to my worst enemy, would make me smile at their stupidity.

I think you need to pick up a pinch of salt to take with that

Doesn't really matter what the blog was called it's just stuff to make you laugh or smile

That's the problem with Buzzfeed, even it's owners don't know what to take seriously.