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Quantum of Solace was shockingly bad.


Thank you, worst Bond movie ever.

Worse Bond Films:

Die Another Day
The World is Not Enough
Tomorrow Never Dies
A View to a Kill
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I didn't mind any of the Brosnan films except DAD - it truly was a POS :(

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Worse Bond Films:
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
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Saw the DVD of Dorian Gray last night. I wouldn't bother with this one; it's a limp movie aimed at girls who like Twilight and who'd like the leading man, Ben Barnes. Some poor CGI too.

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Smoking Aces 2

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Two words.

Johnny.

English.

*shudder*

"He Knows No Fear. He Knows No Danger. He Knows Nothing." <- the scriptwriter

Sherlock Holmes was high violence interspersed with a slow and ridiculous storyline. A couple of entertaining moments and the decent characters got me through it.


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Sherlock Holmes was high violence interspersed with a slow and ridiculous storyline. A couple of entertaining moments and the decent characters got me through it.
I haven't seen it, but for some reason the trailer makes me think of a cross between Wild Wild West and The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen. :?

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The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen. :?

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Watched the remake of "The day the Earth stood still" with Keanu Reeves at the weekend. Truly awful.

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Watched the remake of "The day the Earth stood still" with Keanu Reeves at the weekend. Truly awful.


I was going to watch that but saw Transsiberian and the Reader instead.

I guess I'll avoid it then.

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I would have to add almost all of the recent batch of remakes of classic 70's horror, with The Hills Have Eyes a possible exception. The worst of the worst, however would have to be "The Wicker Man" starring Nicholas Cage - truly the worst film I have ever seen.


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The worst of the worst, however would have to be "The Wicker Man" starring Nicholas Cage - truly the worst film I have ever seen.


B@ST@RD. I'd forgotten I had watched that monstrosity, but now I have to re-live the hell. :twisted:


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The worst of the worst, however would have to be "The Wicker Man" starring Nicholas Cage - truly the worst film I have ever seen.

I've not seen it....

... but it cannot be worse than Cyborg starring Jean-Claude van Damme.

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Add The Hurt Locker to the list. It's not god-awful, but it's just so effing boring.

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Add The Hurt Locker to the list. It's not god-awful, but it's just so effing boring.


I loved it. Like really loved it.

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