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Paul1965
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:29 pm
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Amazon review: 
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pcernie
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Location: Belfast
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Amazon reviews are often a comedy goldmine.
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm
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So I'm playing this video game that has guns. Lots of guns. And the really nice ones have 'flavour text' at the top of the screen that gives you their stats - range, magazine capacity etc. I got a new gun in the game. This gun has a name. It's name is 'Doctor Nope'. The flavour text reads..
"First, do no* harm.
*for values of 'no' approaching 'vast and permanent' "
Sorry, the discussion about the Hippocratic oath elsewhere reminded me...
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pcernie
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Location: Belfast
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pcernie
Legend
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My mum asking me in the middle of a packed store, 'Can you look up Jessies on the net?'
Once I stopped laughing, she explained that she meant a Toy Story doll for my cousin.
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hifidelity2
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:03 pm
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Location: London
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A mate of mine many years ago was at a supermarket with his mum shopping. She shouted across the store to him " Can you pick up a large pack of Durex" then she realised what she had said - she had meant to say " A large pack of Andrex". Needless to say he was very embarrassed (he was about 15 at the time)
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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The eight second video I've just seen on Facebook of a diver supposedly diving through a hoop.
(Unable to share here)
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pcernie
Legend
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Twitch bans 'sexually suggestive clothing' in new terms http://www.computerandvideogames.com/47 ... new-terms/_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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pcernie
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pcernie
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pcernie
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm
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Genius. Especially as I've just watched the latest episode of South Park which features Craig's mum's bush.
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pcernie
Legend
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-29886175Being accused of ignorance by that woman is the real joke. If you can't take the piss out of a bunch of murderers and their even cowardlier supporters, pretending they're cultured with a nearly dead language they only use for the cameras...
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm
Posts: 5071
Location: Manchester
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Every football league around the world will have to re-organise their entire season to incorporate the Qatar World Cup which will be played in January... lol FIFA, classic.
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
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It's almost like it's some sort of business they're running!
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