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blown it :( no more updates from me. period. :cry:

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blown it :( no more updates from me. period. :cry:


Time of the month? :lol:

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I spoke my mind :roll:

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all seems to be going ok, but im paniking now :cry: she said shes going to phone me tomorrow and im really stuttery and nervous first time I talk to ppl on phones :cry: Im tempted to take out my emergency bottle of rum in the car boot before she phones :cry:

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all seems to be going ok, but im paniking now :cry: she said shes going to phone me tomorrow and im really stuttery and nervous first time I talk to ppl on phones :cry: Im tempted to take out my emergency bottle of rum in the car boot before she phones :cry:


Have you tried deep breathing excercises? Or maybe a Tommy Tank? That might help... :lol:

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whats a tommy tank?

dont think ill be getting a phonecall now as she prob hates me now :( cos I sortof "ignored" her whilst playing the same game as her online, I was a ghost in a room with other human players waiting for someone specific to walk in so he could possibly get a fright and she came in the room in the game and was looking for me and If I typed it woudve blown my cover etc and she sent a PM in the game saying "what the hell whats wrong? fine then" then went offline :( kinda sent an apology text explaining why I remained silent and no reply so thats me definatly blown it you reckon? :|

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whats a tommy tank?


Google is your friend...

brataccas also wrote:
[...] so thats me definatly blown it you reckon? :|


*sigh* :roll:

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ill assume that is a yes :( was only 19 days till I met her aswell

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ill assume that is a yes :( was only 19 days till I met her aswell

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No, that's Thomas the Tank Engine... completely different.

Tommy Tank = Cockney rhyming slang for...

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No, that's Thomas the Tank Engine... completely different.

Tommy Tank = Cockney rhyming slang for...


He's talking about masterbation Bratty.

J_V: Even if he knew what you meant, he'd probably think it was a disgusting idea *sigh* :roll: :lol:

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Is is a disgusting idea and the idea seems rather unhygenic too. :x

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Is is a disgusting idea and the idea seems rather unhygenic too. :x


Can I just ask what your intentions are with this girl then, ultimately?

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I've asked this question before and never received an answer. Given Brattys abhorrence of all things "sexual" I can't imagine what his ultimate plan is, with any of these girls he's talked about.

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Playing scrabble??

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