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How To Survive Office Meetings

Number 2, does anyone here go to work like that? lol


I try not to.

On the other hand, I've been known to do number 10 on occassion to the extent that I have a bit of a reputation for it.

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I preferred glitches in the matrix, from the same site. :D

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oceanicitl wrote:
How To Survive Office Meetings

Number 2, does anyone here go to work like that? lol


I try not to.

On the other hand, I've been known to do number 10 on occassion to the extent that I have a bit of a reputation for it.


Many people here do number 10. Especially during the big meetings with our US colleagues after lunchtime.

In fact one of my colleagues is so dull he regularly send me to sleep. Fortunately I'm on the other end of the phone so it's not face to face.

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I like the T-Shirt Of The Week at the bottom of the page

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Number 2, does anyone here go to work like that? lol


I'm sitting here in a Skeletor t-shirt lol.

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My Chrimbo list :D

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This was in an email footer I received this morning, it made me smile.

"Note: I use voice dictation to relieve Repetitive Strain Injury; it's liberating but not always grammatically correct - apologies for any inaccuracies." :D

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That is spectacular.


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Someone I know is casting a film, and they've just requested the following:

"Joey is a strong, reformed gang member, making amends for his wayward past.
This is a dialogue heavy role requiring Joey to question his mistakes and even his current decisions.

Males, aged 18 to 40 from Truro, United Kingdom

Height: 182 cm / 6ft 0in - 198 cm / 6ft 6in
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Acting experience: Previous unpaid speaking roles - Previous paid speaking roles
Languages spoken: English
Accents spoken: USA California
Hair length: Short"

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Someone from Truro with a Californian accent? What is your friend smoking?

The age range I find is a little restrictive though...

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From a friend's recent rail trip:
"Some key facts I learned today on the train from a bunch of nursing students who got on at Stirling & heading on a night out:
1, China is in Europe
2, Europe is country like England and Germany
3, Scotland, England, France and Germany are the capitals of Europe
4, you can't drink the tap water in Glasgow or Edinburgh because they have no hills
5, it'll never snow in Glasgow or Edinburgh because there's too many people there."

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I've heard equally worrying comments from other students when I was at uni. I hear more of them from Americans via youtube videos portraying their stupidity.

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After I was laid off in 2009, I got a warehouse job to keep some money coming in, but we had to sit an exam to make sure we were up to the task of reading things off a list and counting them into boxes. :roll:

The test was embarrassingly simple, yet a few of the lads in there with me spent the entire time asking each other the answers. "Here, Liam, how many inches are in a foot?" was one gem that stuck in my mind. I felt like a bloody genius, sitting there listening to them.

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https://twitter.com/VancityReynolds/sta ... 28/photo/1

:lol: :D

A bit geeky that one, but still...

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