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pcernie
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
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Location: London
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Casey calling me a f***tard
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Paul1965
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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"I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet." - Stanislaw Lem
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pcernie
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big_D
What's a life?
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Something similar happened on German TV in the 70s, with Rats und Rübe on the Rappelkiste.
Two puppets, one a boy, one a girl and they discuss the differences between boys and girls, whilst playing. They go through the different slang names for their genitals, then move on to discuss whether girls play with dolls, because they have a vagina, Rübe says no, she also likes to play with the vehicles and Rats gives her one of his toys.
The show was cancelled shortly thereafter.
If you can understand German, you can find it on YouTube and it is very funny.
The emphasis on the words is what makes it funny.
Eellefanttenrüüsseell (Elefantenrüssel or elephant's trunk).
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oceanicitl
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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
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hahaha 4.5 minutes 
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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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How slow?! Pah, I can beat that no problem. 
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oceanicitl
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Let us know where to dial in to get the voicemail _________________Still the official cheeky one
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pcernie
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'Ship Your Enemies Glitter' founder sells company after begging users to 'stop' http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2 ... ls-companyThat's genius, probably criminal, and fcuk knows what else. _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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timark_uk
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One of our major contracts are running a DR (Disaster Recovery) exercise this weekend.
At 3am the CAG (Citrix Access Gateway) went down and hasn't come back up yet.
A number of the DR team are wanting to connect to servers using the CAG.
For reasons just outlined above, this isn't going to happen.
I've just been sat laughing for five minutes with one of my colleagues about this.
(For clarification, the issue is being investigated by people that get paid loads more than me.)
Mark
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pcernie
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oceanicitl
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We can't seem to keep our Citrix engineers. They last a year or 2 then scarper. _________________Still the official cheeky one
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davrosG5
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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Just using Citrix makes me want to poke myself in the eye to make it stops so dealing with it day in day out is bound to send people over the edge eventually. In fairness, it may just be the way Citrix is set up here that's the problem.
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oceanicitl
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Ours is set up so video and voice can be transmitted so it's pretty good. Should be as it's a TV channel. I don't have to use it as I have a mac and PC (spits) _________________Still the official cheeky one
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