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LoL - That site access is blocked by the web filter on our system under the title: Tasteless :lol:

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Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:45 pm
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There was a load of taxis blocking up a side road by the office. They were all blaring their horns and a police bike was stopping anyone else turn into the road.

Also the Central line on the Tube is [LIFTED] so getting home is going to be an adventure.

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Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:41 pm
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Oh damn.

I have an email from the Dept of Motor Vehicles, informing me that I have been given a speeding ticket; for exceeding the 60 limit in New York last month.

I just have to click on the link, and fill out the form...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... V5VQ_ST-yk

Murdered the original

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4V5VQ_ST-yk

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What, they covered the Massive Attack song? Really? REALLY? [LIFTED] me, they really have no shame at all.


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Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:21 am
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jonbwfc wrote:
What, they covered the Massive Attack song? Really? REALLY? [LIFTED] me, they really have no shame at all.

Some of Massive Attack's work is modern day Classical music, timeless stuff. The Collective's Teardrop cover is like the Crazy Frog doing Mozart.

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adidan wrote:
jonbwfc wrote:
What, they covered the Massive Attack song? Really? REALLY? [LIFTED] me, they really have no shame at all.

Some of Massive Attack's work is modern day Classical music, timeless stuff. The Collective's Teardrop cover is like the Crazy Frog doing Mozart.


The Collective? Since when have the Borg been involved in the music scene?

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The Collective? Since when have the Borg been involved in the music scene?

Actually, they'd probably do a better job.


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jonbwfc wrote:
jonlumb wrote:
The Collective? Since when have the Borg been involved in the music scene?

Actually, they'd probably do a better job.


Damn right

They would have assimilated anyone that didn't agree :)

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From "How Do They Do It?" on Discovery HD:

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The soulless robot operatives ruthlessly toss the rose bouquets onto one side, just like the girlfriends that will receive them.

:lol:

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I think the scriptwriter might be revealing a little too much :lol:


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rustybucket wrote:
From "How Do They Do It?" on Discovery HD:

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The soulless robot operatives ruthlessly toss the rose bouquets onto one side, just like the girlfriends that will receive them.

:lol:

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Julia Volkova of pop group Tatu – facelift, rhinoplasty, lip augmentation

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2011 ... mentation/

Jesus wept... I'm guessing one bit of surgery was to try and make up for the last :shock:

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Oh FFS. There was nothing wrong with her looks in the first frikkin place. There are quite a few people who look fine before but decide to have xyz done and it ruins their looks. No surgery is going to be 100% perfect or the way you imagined it.

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pcernie wrote:
Julia Volkova of pop group Tatu – facelift, rhinoplasty, lip augmentation

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2011 ... mentation/

Jesus wept... I'm guessing one bit of surgery was to try and make up for the last :shock:

Fook me she looks like a puffer fish. :shock:

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