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Philanthropist of the year is.....Tony Blair?

Well done GQ...that must be an odd awards ceremony you're running there.

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Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:50 pm
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Philanthropist of the year is.....Tony Blair?

Well done GQ...that must be an odd awards ceremony you're running there.

Yes I saw that to. I understand that next years its should e a close tie between Pol-Pot and Stalin

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This morning I found my Razor Pit (cleaning device) on the bathroom floor. That was annoying enough cos the 'tards wouldn't think twice about standing on it, but I then noticed just now it was missing. I look all around the bathroom, nothing.

Go downstairs asking said 'tards what they've done with it. They don't know anything. My mother eventually spots it in my sister's room. It's not like she'd even been using it - that might have made some sense...

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Maybe she'd been using it to sort out her girly razor?

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Maybe she'd been using it to sort out her girly razor?


Nope, and why move it from the bathroom? God knows what the idiot was at.

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http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-29329279

Er, why would't you hit him with the order and deport him? It's bad enough we're paying for his upkeep.

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Only in Ulster

http://www.sundayworld.com/top-stories/ ... ew-collins

http://www.sundayworld.com/top-stories/ ... ams-murder

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Lansley: government has failed over Libyan military training
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014 ... y-training

'Carefully selected' that poor bloke's arse. And whoever the other unfortunate victims have been. WTF possessed them to bring them over?

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When a woman reaches 50 does sex become less important?
http://www.theguardian.com/theobserver/ ... -important

'Put it away, love.'

I wonder were there any female judges on the panel.

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When a woman reaches 50 does sex become less important?
http://www.theguardian.com/theobserver/ ... -important

'Put it away, love.'

I wonder were there any female judges on the panel.


Arse!

That's all

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pcernie wrote:
When a woman reaches 50 does sex become less important?
http://www.theguardian.com/theobserver/ ... -important

'Put it away, love.'

I wonder were there any female judges on the panel.


Arse!

That's all


that is indeed an alternative ;)


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oceanicitl wrote:
pcernie wrote:
When a woman reaches 50 does sex become less important?
http://www.theguardian.com/theobserver/ ... -important

'Put it away, love.'

I wonder were there any female judges on the panel.


Arse!

That's all


that is indeed an alternative ;)


Beat me to it. The quote I mean :lol:

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I have patients in their 80s and 90s who have an active sex life. All I can say is "good for them".

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I have patients in their 80s and 90s who have an active sex life. All I can say is "good for them".

Anyone was having lunch? :lol:


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I have patients in their 80s and 90s who have an active sex life. All I can say is "good for them".

Anyone was having lunch? :lol:

You won't be saying that when you're in your 80s and 90s :lol:

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