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I'm sorry to all you web designers for doing this to you:

http://www.theworldsworstwebsiteever.com/


Massively missed a trick; it needs to play a really annoying midi tune that you cannot turn off as well.

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jonlumb wrote:
leeds_manc wrote:
I'm sorry to all you web designers for doing this to you:

http://www.theworldsworstwebsiteever.com/


Massively missed a trick; it needs to play a really annoying midi tune that you cannot turn off as well.

My first website.. in fact two websites.. both had lots of animated gifs and an annoying midi tune you couldn't turn off. I actually still have copies which I stumbled upon recently in an old backup.

It annoyed me that a lot of browsers don't play the tunes any more.

I absolutely loved Geocities :lol: :oops:

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Today I seem to have many Linux related problems. Dependencies and permissions that just don't add up.

I have the immense power of the internet at my disposal, but it's just not helping. No matter how many gorgeous Korean girls I look at, I seem no closer to a solution...

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No matter how many gorgeous Korean girls I look at, I seem no closer to a solution...


Any help?

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LOL, three of the very girls in question (see Youtube thread) :lol:

That's an advert for Chum Churum which was taken down:

"On December 17 the government of Seoul had issued a warning to all liquor companies that the usage of idols as models for their alcohol products would result in involvement and censorship from the government."

Now I want a drink too!

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my dress has split at the back just above the waist. Got another 2hrs to go at work. Oh hum :S


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my dress has split at the back just above the waist. Got another 2hrs to go at work. Oh hum :S


Better above than below ;)

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I have, twice, split my trousers when squatting down. Once was in hospital and my trouser pockets were full of things like keys, phone, wallet, book etc. Had dropped my pen and squatted down without hitching my trousers up first. The second was in surgery when I'd dropped scales that had been calibrated and I had a patient in with me. Unfortunately, I still had three more patients so I had to carefully ensure I never showed my backside to them.

I now have a spare pair of trousers and a shirt at work.

ION: I needed to buy new jeans because none of my old ones fit properly. Turns out I've gone down from a 36 to a 34 waist. Ended up spending £400 at Tommy Hilfiger in new jeans and shirts.

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Only once for me, but while out hiking, so nowhere near spare trousers. Again had to be careful when out and about.


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Ye Gods and Little Fishes! The first attempt of the year to mow the paddock and I'm exhausted after just over half of it! The lawnmower and I aren't speaking to each other and there's the other half of the paddock still to go tomorrow! I have blisters everywhere and had to undress outside the back door because I was covered in grass! Thank the FSM for these relaxing, peaceful Bank Holiday weekends!! :lol:

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Zippy wrote:
The lawnmower and I aren't speaking to each other
I'm pretty sure the lawnmower wouldn't be a great conversationalist at the best of times. (8+p

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The lawnmower and I aren't speaking to each other
I'm pretty sure the lawnmower wouldn't be a great conversationalist at the best of times. (8+p
Mark

Ours is, he's a properly grouchy old man who objects strenuously to doing any work at all and takes every opportunity for a rest, grumbling the entire time! 8-)

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Zippy wrote:
timark_uk wrote:
Zippy wrote:
The lawnmower and I aren't speaking to each other
I'm pretty sure the lawnmower wouldn't be a great conversationalist at the best of times. (8+p
Mark

Ours is, he's a properly grouchy old man who objects strenuously to doing any work at all and takes every opportunity for a rest, grumbling the entire time! 8-)

So your lawnmower talks back to you?

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Zippy wrote:
timark_uk wrote:
I'm pretty sure the lawnmower wouldn't be a great conversationalist at the best of times. (8+p
Mark

Ours is, he's a properly grouchy old man who objects strenuously to doing any work at all and takes every opportunity for a rest, grumbling the entire time! 8-)

So your lawnmower talks back to you?

It doesn't really sound like "great conversation" though :lol:

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