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didnt know that Parsley took the gig after his twin brother was shot!

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Spends far too much time watching children's shows.

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Spends far too much time watching children...


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Is keeping my seat warm.

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is not getting his seat back!

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is prepared just in case someone pushes him out of his seat.

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wears a seat belt.

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is slicing through the seat belt in preparation for his own turn in the chair.

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is going to be fried :shock:

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Has leeks stuffed up his nose to block the smell of burning flesh.

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likes his meat rare with a side order of vegetables :D

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Has never tried a Saltgrass steak, and had therefore never lived.

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has never eaten salt marsh lamb the finest in the world. Bar none. ;)

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stands outside farms with a knife & fork

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knows the best places for fresh food.

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