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your old man resident slammed the door again, causing a shockwave causing your net to bugger up :lol:


OMFG! Bratty posted a LOL smiley! :(

What's wrong with him :?: :!: :oops: :oops: :oops: :( :( :o :idea: :?: :!:

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Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:18 am
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Whenever I think of Bratty laughing, for some reason, I think of Gollum! No offense Bratty!

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Ordered my winter tyres from one online supplier last weekend. Ordered my sister's winter tyres this weekend from a different online supplier.

Sister's winter tyres have arrived today. Mine probably aren't going to be with me until next week. At the earliest! Sod's law!

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Whenever I think of Bratty laughing, for some reason, I think of Gollum! No offense Bratty!

Na. That's my mate Mal. Scrawny and bald..... and unfortunately for him (when the films came out) the surname Speagell. Rhyms nicely ;)

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FFS! Does nothing on this rig go to plan? :evil:

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Oh great [/sarcasm].
Now they've sheared off a clamp and dropped it down the well.
That mean I've got at least another ten days of utter boredom on here. :evil:

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I hate Indian call centers. Adobe are f**ing stupid tossing twats!

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Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:09 am
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I hate Indian call centers. Adobe are f**ing stupid tossing twats!


Love the profanity filter... we can't have [LIFTED] but we can have twats! :lol:

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:34 am
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Hmmmm, a little selection here. I wonder what will get through..........

[LIFTED] twat [LIFTED] arse [LIFTED] bollocks bastard bitch [LIFTED]

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I've always thought it's better to censor letters out of the swear word rather than censor the whole word. It's a bit difficult to differentiate between [LIFTED], [LIFTED], [LIFTED] and [LIFTED] when it would be better to have b*****d, w****r, c**t, t**t.

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Some people at work aren't just arseholes, they're stupid arseholes. That makes trying to reason with their arsehole views with logic impossible.

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Some people at work aren't just arseholes, they're stupid arseholes. That makes trying to reason with their arsehole views with logic impossible.

Sounds like trying to reason with born again Christians. :lol:

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veato wrote:
Some people at work aren't just arseholes, they're stupid arseholes. That makes trying to reason with their arsehole views with logic impossible.

Sounds like trying to reason with born again Christians. :lol:


I always find discussing fossils with them works quite well. My favourite is a Gryphaea - also known as devils toe nails :D
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Women*.

They misunderstand you, take offence (when none was intended) and refuse to change their opinion of you even when you point out it was a simple misunderstanding. How the [LIFTED] do you reason with that?

*some women.


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How the [LIFTED] do you reason with that?

You don't. You either ignore it or you walk away. Any other action is futile.


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