Everything else in this thread seems quite predictable and valuable compared to this random $h!t:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... KqJiMfkUs#!

NSFW

LMFAO

Troy just blurting 'I'm f*cked on acid' just made me near piss myself.

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=414TmP12 ... re=related

'Warp me to Halifax'.

I find this sh!t hilarious, cheers l_m.

Oh yeah it's NSFW For me it was Troy smiling after eating her "ice".
Royal Wedding:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&featu ... nXnmeuEJfk

Just realised the trumpets play Rocky at the end, it sounded so realistic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPYGFNIv ... re=related

That's my favourite.

I daren't click on any of them.

Go on, they're hilarious.

I just went to MaccyDs and now I am nauseated.

For the love of God don't buy the cheese dippers. Or just don't go there!

This. Just this.

I did, you aren't missing much.

+1

Damn you L_M, I'm wasting too much time on these DJO videos releasing my inner child http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnXnmeuE ... ature=plcp

Royal wedding, the Archbishop at 113/114 is quite amusing.

NSFW BTW.

That one is.... an act of wonderful insanity. "There are frogs in space... who knew?"

Jon

I'll bathe you! I'm forty.

I've just realised the work xmas do is tomorrow. And it clashes with my study group. And I have to meet the photographer for my sister's wedding early in the morning, so no lie-in. Also means I can't wash the car.

Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 1, 2008
RE: Gala Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on
December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House.
There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing
traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO
shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM.
Exchanges of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however,
no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's
pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special
announcement at that time! Merry Christmas to you and your family, Patty

Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 2, 2008
RE: Gala Holiday Party
In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees.
We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often coincides
with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on,
we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other
employees who are not Christians and to those still celebrating Reconciliation Day.
There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung.
We will have other types of music for your enjoyment. Happy now?
Happy Holidays to you and your family, Patty

Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 3, 2008
RE: Holiday Party
Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous
requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name.. I'm happy
to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads,
"AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this?
Somebody?
And sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed since
the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the executives
believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.
REMEMBER: NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED. Patty

Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
To: All Employees
DATE: October 4, 2008
RE: Generic Holiday Party
What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the
Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours.
There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year
does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold
off on serving your meal until the end of the party or else package everything for you to
take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?
Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the
dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms.
Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men,
each group will have their own table. Yes, there will be flower arrangement for
the Gay men's table. To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House
asks that no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns about
confusion in the restrooms. Sorry. We will have booster seats for short people.
Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet. I am sorry to report that we
cannot control the amount of salt used in the food . The Grill House suggests that
people with high blood pressure taste a bite first. There will be fresh "low sugar"
fruits as dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts.
Sorry! Did I miss anything?!?!? Patty

Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All F*%^ing Employees
DATE: October 5, 2008
RE: The F*%^ing Holiday Party
I've had it with you vegetarian pricks!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether
you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so
quaintly put it, and you'll get your f*%^ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But you know,
tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream.
I'm hearing them scream right NOW! The rest of you f*%^ing wierdos can kiss my *ss.
I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die, The B*tch from H*ll!!!

Company Memo
FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
DATE: October 6, 2008
RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party
I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her
recent nervous breakdown and I'll continue to forward your cards to her at the asylum.
In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone
the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay. Happy Whatever!