I do not mind BA that much. Most of the scheduled airlines are pretty much the same.

1. I've been in bed with tummy cramps and smelly farts. Trying to work out the cause and then realised I had a load of stuff to eat today. Anyway, ran off to the toilet and came back a few kilos lighter.

2. Whilst lying in bed suffering with cramps, I heard a noise. The same noise from when I had the mice problem a while back. It's coming from the old boiler cupboard in my room. The boiler's long been removed but there are still lots of pipes in and out of the floorboards. I suspected this was where they were travelling through and we caught loads through traps under the floorboards. I since sealed the stuff up with what I think was basically polyfilla. Hope it causes them enough of a problem that it dissuades them. I really wish I knew where they entered the house and could seal everything up.

That Sucker Punch is getting the sort of reviews that are too polite to say it's a bit of a shambles

Yes I heard that the reviews were bad.

I don't know about the reviews. All I know is that when I watched the trailer a while back (when watching the Green Lantern), the main actress looked like a young Cameron Diaz and hence gave me the horn.

How ebay sellers get away with misleading information.

An alleged 'PC Expert since 1989' is selling prebuilt systems with AMD Athlon 640s that have a processor speed of '12,000Ghz'.

I've been in bed all day, feeling sorry for myself: clicky

The state shaving your head with an electric razor leaves your scalp in

Coming to Guantanamo?

Well, the idea was to commit crimes and not leave a single hair behind, never mind going to Gitmo

Use a proper razor man

It's dead easy.

im so tired that it feels like im going down a fast elevator

Remember I had that mole removed. Well they said they'd make an appointment for a couple of weeks down the line so they can test it and so on. "If it all comes back clear," they say, "we'll send a letter out and cancel the appointment as we dont need to see you."

The appointment is tomorrow and I've had no letter.



Bastard

I wouldn't necessarily jump to conclusions just yet. I was having this thing done where they inject you with a chemical dye then trace it through your system via a scan. It was on.. a certain day, last November some time I think.

I got to the place, got ready and the radiographer/whatever came in and asked me a few normal medical questions. Turns out I am on one particular drug that may interfere with the test. Conversation went something like

"Well, that's a bit unfortunate, we did tell you not to take it for 24 hours."
'Er.. sorry, but no you didn't'
"We must have. You got the letter didn't you?"
'Nope, had a phone call a few days ago, never got a letter'
"Ah, right."

The letter turned up three days later.....


Jon

I'm not jumping to conclusions yet but I called them today to check if they'd sent a letter and they confirmed they hadn't.