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pcernie
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What sort of memory do you think I've got?  _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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Paul1965
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:29 pm
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm
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Location: behind the sofa
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Send. More. Paramedics.
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timark_uk
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:11 pm
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Location: Belfast
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"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!"
Mark
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm
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Location: Manchester
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Enhance.
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Paul1965
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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"We decided to leave town just one damn day too late!"
"No tracks, no sign, no spoor... you'd think after eating all those sheep they'd have to take a dump some place."
"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!"
"You must have big rats if you need Hattori Hanzo's steel."
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pcernie
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Cmndt. Eric Lassard: [Presenting a slide show just as a hooker begins to give him a blow job] Now this first SLIIIDE... shows a very, very interesting thing: our main building. On slide... TWO! We see other view... of... IT! Oh, my God, you wouldn't believe it!
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Cadet Chad Copeland: Boy, there sure are a lot of spades around here. [sees Hightower standing next to him]
Cadet Chad Copeland: [in a choked voice] Which I think is good. Very good for the Academy.
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Paul1965
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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"Clever girl!"
"Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?"
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am
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Location: Middle Earth
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 Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? Yo, she-bitch! Let's go! 20 years old. 
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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Paul1965
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"
"I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown."
"That cat's been like a brother to you."
"You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do."
All from Meet The Parents.
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timark_uk
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Y'know, for kids.
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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You met me at a very strange time in my life.
This time he is close to her, he speaks to her. She welcomes him without surprise. They are without memories, without plans. Time builds itself painlessly around them. Their only landmarks are the flavour of the moment they are living and the markings on the walls.
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pcernie
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Location: Belfast
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Garfield: Are you a faggot, Nash?
Connor MacLeod: Why, Garfield? Cruisin' for a piece of ass?
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
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Is that the opening of Betty Blue?
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pcernie
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Location: Belfast
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He-Man: Let her go.
Skeletor: I don't think so!
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