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Shagging isn't supposed to be some kind of sporting activity like hunting or fishing. :roll:


Maybe not sport, but as a fundamental component of the human experience, and good fun to boot, yes.
Do it as often as you feel you want to, and don't feel bad about it.


And one of the best forms of exercise.

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(8-O)


8======D (0-8)

:lol:

I'll get my coat

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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8=D (0-8)

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I'll get my coat


fixed :P


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no there aren't any pics, okiedokiedude...


Shame.


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Ok, lady from Kent is coming to visit next weekend. Result.

In the meantime, I have a more pressing issue. My most recent ex (dumped me 9mths ago and proceeded to not speak to me for about 6mths) is coming over tonight. I don't know what's happened to me, but I seem to be getting into these situations somehow. Anyway, she's baked me cake :shock: (Her baking is legend). A couple of my girlfriends are saying she wants me. Prognosis?


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Ok, lady from Kent is coming to visit next weekend. Result.

In the meantime, I have a more pressing issue. My most recent ex (dumped me 9mths ago and proceeded to not speak to me for about 6mths) is coming over tonight. I don't know what's happened to me, but I seem to be getting into these situations somehow. Anyway, she's baked me cake :shock: (Her baking is legend). A couple of my girlfriends are saying she wants me. Prognosis?


Personally I'd get some booze in, hide your porn & have a shower

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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I don't know, my instincts are screaming "don't touch her" you've got a nice new thing going on and going back has never had good results for me. Take a bit of time to consider how you felt after she dumped you, did she do it kindly? did she have a good reason? Is it possible she dropped you for someone else and is now crawling back after being dumped herself?

Even if you decide you do want her back, make her work for it.

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Even if you decide you do want her back, make her work for it.


If the cake is indeed as legendary as Okenobi suggests, I suspect she would already be well on the way.

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You have to consider the possibility that the cake is a lie.


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The cake is legen-wait for it-dary! Oh and I've been texted pics of it, so it's real. The new "thing" is 300m away and unlikely to work out as a "girlfriend" any time soon, if ever.

Sas, you seem to be on the money as far as my female friends are guessing. I'm perfectly confident and I can take care of myself, but it seems a little out of the blue. Of course, there has been some communication prior to today and I have indeed been evasive, succint and possibly even curt. Zippy, she dumped me because I was nice to her. And no, she wasn't the most tactful about it. According to her sister that was a pattern for her.

Of course, whatever happens or doesn't, I won't be being nice to her again.

I would however, LOVE some cake ;) :P


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Even if you decide you do want her back, make her work for it.

If the cake is indeed as legendary as Okenobi suggests, I suspect she would already be well on the way.

IMO It would have to be a pretty spectacular cake, gold plated, that sings and dances and makes the tea in the morning to be worth risking another broken heart. Oke if she broke up with you because you were too nice to her, that's possibly one of the most pathetic reasons I've ever heard, second only to "his hair clashes with my favourite jacket" which I heard a couple of months ago.

It's up to you if you want to risk it for a cake, I wish you the best whatever happens.

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Even if you decide you do want her back, make her work for it.

If the cake is indeed as legendary as Okenobi suggests, I suspect she would already be well on the way.

IMO It would have to be a pretty spectacular cake, gold plated, that sings and dances and makes the tea in the morning to be worth risking another broken heart. Oke if she broke up with you because you were too nice to her, that's possibly one of the most pathetic reasons I've ever heard, second only to "his hair clashes with my favourite jacket" which I heard a couple of months ago.

It's up to you if you want to risk it for a cake, I wish you the best whatever happens.


It's only about heartbreak if I want a relationship though, or have feelings beyond cake, right? Neither of which are currently applicable. I've given up on "falling in love". Tried that....

I take some pics of the cake later and share them with you if I get time :D


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she dumped me because I was nice to her. And no, she wasn't the most tactful about it. According to her sister that was a pattern for her.

Of course, whatever happens or doesn't, I won't be being nice to her again.

I would however, LOVE some cake ;) :P

Treat 'em mean and keep 'em keen!

Free cake is a good thing.

Free legendary cake is mana from heaven.

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its a farce? normal people dont even seem to love each other properly these days :(

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its a farce? normal people dont even seem to love each other properly these days :(


How do you love someone properly?

Face to face, I'm betting.

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