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steve74
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:43 pm
Posts: 1798
Location: Manchester
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Police investigators have confirmed that as well as discovering Whitney's body in the bath, they also found a bobby brown in the toilet.
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm
Posts: 5071
Location: Manchester
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Bodyguard for hire. Immediate start.
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tombolt
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:38 am
Posts: 2967
Location: Dorchester, Dorset
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Bobby brown is yet to comment, but that's his prerogative.
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm
Posts: 6580
Location: Getting there
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Previous experience. No references.
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm
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Location: Manchester
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Paul1965
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:29 pm
Posts: 5975
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"I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet." - Stanislaw Lem
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finlay666
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm
Posts: 4876
Location: Newcastle
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Bobby Brown's new chat up line
If I had the alphabet I'd put U in A&E
_________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said, 'Son, that's the third school this year... maybe teaching isn't for you!'
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http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm
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Location: Exeter
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Capital letters - the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse..
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"The woman is a riddle inside a mystery wrapped in an enigma I've had sex with."
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finlay666
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm
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Location: Newcastle
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Punctuation is what you need  _________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am
Posts: 6146
Location: Middle Earth
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On a similar note.
Grammar:
The difference between knowing your sh!t and knowing you're sh!t.
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Dive like a fish, drink like a fish!
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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lumbthelesser
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Fri May 21, 2010 11:38 pm
Posts: 442
Location: Manchester
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What is the difference between a blind marksmen and a constipated owl?
One shoots and can't hit...
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According to a recent poll, over 70% of Americans don't believe Trump's hair was born in the USA.
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm
Posts: 6580
Location: Getting there
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LOL, took me a few seconds but LOL!
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steve74
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:43 pm
Posts: 1798
Location: Manchester
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FOR SALE: One litre of petrol.
Will accept two first class stamps or a Greggs pasty.
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finlay666
Spends far too much time on here
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Location: Newcastle
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_________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
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