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Will Ryanair introduce standing-only cabins? 
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I honestly can't see it being approved for service by the various authorities.

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Isn't this based on a news article from several months ago?

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EddArmitage wrote:
Isn't this based on a news article from several months ago?


Yes, I think it is.
It boils down to the cost of making a 'standing' plane meet required safety standards. The bracing and re-enforcement necessary to ensure that a standing passenger can be safely restrained during take-off, landing (or crashing) increases the weight of the plane so much that it's uneconomical to run compared to a plane with seating.

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They'd never get it past health and safety. Not that people would want it. It wouldn't cut fares by much, just boost their profits.

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He said that standing fares would be guaranteed £1.

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He said that standing fares would be guaranteed £1.

Does that include the surcharge for oxygen?

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No, that's included - but if you want it pressurised in the cabin then that's extra!

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Nick wrote:
He said that standing fares would be guaranteed £1.

Yes and it Passenger duty and you are above £10 again.

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Nick wrote:
He said that standing fares would be guaranteed £1.

Plus taxes. Boarding card fee, credit/debit card fee, baggage fee, toilet fees etc.

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Nick wrote:
He said that standing fares would be guaranteed £1.

Plus taxes. Boarding card fee, credit/debit card fee, baggage fee, toilet fees etc.


Would still work out cheaper than almost all other operators.

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Hell, why not go the whole hog and use Indian train methods and strap passengers to the wings? :D

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I wonder if they did long-haul, would we finally see cryostasis used commercially?

How many people popsicles could you stack in a Jumbo :shock:

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I wonder if they did long-haul, would we finally see cryostasis used commercially?

How many people popsicles could you stack in a Jumbo :shock:

On a long haul they could have those beds like in pod hotels and cram them in.

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