Dildo attachments for Wii Remotes. They exist.
That's almost all you need to know, but we'll fill you in (*pun No.1*) anyway.
The Wii dildos are made by Mojowijo and "able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals".
But don't worry - Nintendo hasn't lost its mind. The devices work with PCs - not the Wii itself - and allow two users to send good vibrations (*No.2*) to each other.
We don't want to get something as important as this wrong, so here's the blurb from the Mojowijo website:
"The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii Remote control. The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software."
"Using Mojowijo's patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device - in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required)... Essentially turning your Wii Remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka Wii vibrator or Wiibrator!)"
Still not clear enough? Need a video? Here she is:
Have a look at the images around the page, too. Guess which dildo is for the more creative types?
In other news, Wii Party got a release date earlier this month.
You're still thinking about the dildos, aren't you?
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/ar ... ?id=262296...
(Click the link for the vid)
And you didn't even know you were waiting for them
Maybe there isn't any, but I'm getting no sound on the vid. That may be for the best
