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Author:  EddArmitage [ Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:42 pm ]
Post subject:  The Geek Thread

As mentioned in the Random $h!t thread last night by Mr. F1, this 'ere thread is for general geekiness. Personally, I'd imagine lots of XKCD and bash.org type things, but who knows where it'll end up. I don't think there's been a thread like this so far, and I had a bit of a search, but couldn't find anything, but delete if appropriate. Here goes:

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http://bash.org/?877645 wrote:
mrspeak3r: i vnc'd from my work box to my home box
mrspeak3r: then remote-desktop'd from my home box to my work box.
mrspeak3r: It was like my desktop was the front man in an 80s music video.
mrspeak3r: ...
mrspeak3r: except it was a video that lasted 10 seconds and crashed 2 computers.


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http://bash.org/?632703 wrote:
<WarMoose> Think about how stupid the average person is. Now realize that half of them are dumber than that.
<Chunda> Why half?


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Code:
#include <stdio.h>
 
int func (int a, int b) {
   static int c = 1;
   return a + b * (c *= -1);
}
 
int main () {
   int a = 2, b = 3;
   int c = func(a, b);
 
   a *= a++;
   b *= ++b;
 
   printf("%d %d %d %d\n", a, b, c, func(a, b));
}


Edd

Author:  Zippy [ Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Geek Thread

My Favourite Geeky Joke:

Werner Heisenberg is pulled over by a Policeman for speeding. The Policeman walks up to the car as Heisenberg rolls down the window:

WH: Can I help you Officer?
P: Do you know how fast you were going?
WH: No, But I know exactly where I am!!

:lol:

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