Happy Monday,
My brains are all wooly today, I keep forgetting what I'm doing or where I'm going, I have a headache, a cough, a sore throat and I have cramps in my tummy but no magic cure-all ginger nuts to make them go away

I also have quite a sore back from the cleaning excesses of the weekend, followed by lots of bucket-hauling yesterday. I think it's fair to say I'm feeling quite sorry for myself and would really much prefer to be tucked up in bed, warm and snuggly for the day.
I'm at work trying to fathom a message I took on Friday. It says "Rachel Jackson: You need...." and then a telephone number with a note underneath saying "Please call" I have no idea who she is, who the message is for or what "You need.." means

I think that's chalked up to an epic admin fail on my part

I also have an irritation in the form of the Head of Design who has bagged a trip to London today (including wasting the train tickets I bought her) because she couldn't get up and catch the train on time. I've told her next time I'll organise a wake-up call when I'm getting up for work at 05:30!!
Still, all the rest of the team are back to work today which has taken the pressure off a bit and that's nice, it means I only have to concern myself with the doings of one VP and his team instead of 5.

The Official "Saucy Minx"

This above all: To Thine Own Self Be True
"Red sky at night, Shepherds Delight"..Which is a bit like Shepherds Pie, but with whipped topping instead of mashed potato.