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I get sick of stupid song lines, especially when they are only made to rhyme with something difficult. Here are a few of my least favourite-

"You're my i i i i i, your my favourite waste of time" And my second favourite waste of time is train spotting.

"Girl I'm going to make you sweat, sweat 'til you can't sweat no more." Well, thanks very much for that.

"Sometimes the snow comes down in June." (maybe) "Sometimes the sun goes round the moon." Er, No!

"There are nine million bicycles in Beijing. That's a fact." Actually, it's probably a favourable estimate based on sales and other statistics, however- "We are twelve billion light years from the edge, That's a guess." Actually, it's probably a pretty damn accurate figure calculated by some of the finest minds on the planet.

And my all time least favourite on so many levels "I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer."

There was a much newer one on the radio today, but I'm damned if I can remember what it was. Anyone else have any?

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The most annoying lyris? 'I'm a scatman' or anything uttered from Bieber's mouth.

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"Red, red wwwwwhhhhhhhiiiiinnneee"

And the entirety of Mustang Sally, Brown Girl in the Ring and Brown Eyed Girl.

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The answer is simple - don't listen to music with lyrics. ;)

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Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you dont confuse them... with mountains :shock:

Or some such crap

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ring ding ding ding d-ding baa aramba baa baa barooumba. etc.

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anything by Gaga


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Im not sayyyyyin it was yo-fau'
All-though you cld've done more

Ohh you're sooooo na-ive yet you're so.

I can't begin to express how that affected accent makes me want to kick in the speakers.


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The penultimate line of "Amazing Grace"

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"Ain't nobody gonna love me better, I'ma stick wit u forever".

"No matter what I do, all I think about is you, even when I'm with my boo, you know I'm crazy over you".

"And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea".

"When we collide we come together".

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"When we collide we come together".


That one didnt bother me so much until the Xfactor got their hands on it.

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anything by Glee


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anything by Glee


As in the TV Show Glee? Because dont they sing other people's lyrics?

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"In this ever changing word in which we live in"

Thank you, McCartney for this clumsy, over-burdened lyric.

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