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In the highly unlikely event that I ever have children, I want to name the boy Justin.

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In the highly unlikely event that I ever have children, I want to name the boy Justin.

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What about Tintin? :D

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In the highly unlikely event that I ever have children, I want to name the boy Justin.

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I want to name the boy Justin.

Size issues? ;)

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timark_uk wrote:
I want to name the boy Justin.

Size issues? ;)


What do you call a man with a 2" penis?

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What do you call a man with a 2" penis?


Mum: Ask your father ;)

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In the highly unlikely event that I ever have children, I want to name the boy Justin.

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justin case?

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Mark, if you have a girl, I've always thought Stacey was a nice name.

My personal fav. name is 'Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster', although I suspect he wasn't given the first at birth.

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Mark, if you have a girl, I've always thought Stacey was a nice name.
I was trying to think of that for my first post above. It'd be ace.
Bratty, close but no cigar.

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I have no idea if it's the name of a partner in the business but there is a Swindles estate agents round here.

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Best business name I've seen was Hung Long Video in Melbourne.

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We have this estate agent in Northern Ireland …

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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That took some thinking about. If you pronounce it as you would in an English accent, it doesn't work.

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