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Our father, who art in prison,
Only mum knows his name,
thy riots come,
read it in The Sun,
in Birmingham as it is in London.
Give us this day our welfare bread
and forgive us our looting,
as we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us.
Lead us not into employment
but deliver us free housing,
for thine is the Spliff, the Blackberry and the Lager,
forever and ever
... Innit.

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:D

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That's brilliant :lol:

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james016 wrote:
That's brilliant :lol:


+ 1 :D :D

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I love it. :D

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Tsar wrote:
james016 wrote:
That's brilliant :lol:


+ 1 :D :D

+2 :D

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Awesome!

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I thought the prayer would be more like

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Please, god, let me sell this box of 40 iPhones without getting caught.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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