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The looter's prayer
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Author:  Fogmeister [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:43 pm ]
Post subject:  The looter's prayer
Our father, who art in prison,
Only mum knows his name,
thy riots come,
read it in The Sun,
in Birmingham as it is in London.
Give us this day our welfare bread
and forgive us our looting,
as we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us.
Lead us not into employment
but deliver us free housing,
for thine is the Spliff, the Blackberry and the Lager,
forever and ever
... Innit.
Author:  Paul1965 [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The looter's prayer
:D
Author:  james016 [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The looter's prayer
That's brilliant :lol:
Author:  Tsar [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The looter's prayer
james016 wrote:
That's brilliant :lol:


+ 1 :D :D
Author:  Spreadie [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The looter's prayer
I love it. :D
Author:  AlunD [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The looter's prayer
Tsar wrote:
james016 wrote:
That's brilliant :lol:


+ 1 :D :D

+2 :D
Author:  Blue_Nowhere [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The looter's prayer
Awesome!
Author:  paulzolo [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The looter's prayer
I thought the prayer would be more like

Quote:
Please, god, let me sell this box of 40 iPhones without getting caught.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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